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It might work as part of a 'How Did This Get Made?' concept album. But, if you have it sound like this, we're onto a winner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
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I feel like Toby Keith should write a song about it. Some heartfelt acoustic intro. Then he starts singing, some heartfelt lyrics (everything heartfelt) "Where were you, when he watched it all on Netflix? Saw three guys, and he called them all Shit Dicks" Then, you get more heartfelt stuff, but then we get the upbeat shit "48 hours from the day of his birth He watched LOL, it created some mirth He joined in on a thread to discuss what he saw Like a masturbated chicken behind bedroom door Two emo looking dicks in a battle of the bands An nerdy looking douche on a field trip to France Miley Cyrus cannot act, and I hope that will stick But the story of this film is the birth of Shit Dicks!" You know, something nice and country sounding.
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I actually watched the entire movie on Netflix, it's just glorious
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Yeah, I actually clapped a little for it.
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YEAH!! It's about time!
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Seeing as LOL is the next film, can we use the epic thread in the "Bad Movie Recommendations" forum as the episode thread? http://forum.earwolf...opic/10739-lol/ It's like an entire alternate episode to go along with it, so, if you're not going to watch the movie (I am suffering from PTSD from it, but, if you're from the UK like I am, it's still on Netflix), then go to that thread, some really funny stuff in there.
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Knowing he did both Porky's and A Christmas Story has brought a horrendous new meaning to "You'll shoot your eye out!"
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Someone hit upon Sly having women telling his characters that they can't do something, and they miss out Rocky? I lost count of the the amount of times Adrian screamed "STOP THE FIGHT!!" And, that's not to mention Rocky IV, Adrian standing at the top of the stairs, in the house he bought by, you know, WINNING, and telling the World Heavyweight Champion "YOU CAN'T WIN!". Then, in the previous movie, Mickey telling him "BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WIN, ROCK!!" So, they tell him that he can't win when he's the World Heavyweight Champion, but then when he's not the world champion, they tell him he can win. Which one is it?! This leads me to think Sly writes these movies, then starts arguing with himself, finding the nearest reflective surface, looking at his own face looking back at him and screaming "Fuck you! Don't tell me what I'm capable of!"
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I've asked Mr. Stallone if he was disappointed that Ivan Drago wasn't seen as the tragic hero that he obviously intended him to be.
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Oh shit, this one got pulled out from nowhere. This is amazing.
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Not only that, when the episode actually happens, this thread needs to be shifted over as the main thread. That's the start of our list of demands - This thread becomes the main thread - Jason and June show up for an epilogue after the 'live' part.
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To be honest, I don't know if I can wait that long for the episode
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But, on the bright side, we did it! It's the biggest thread
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I was, during the movie. In fact, I haven't shaved since I saw the movie over a month ago now. It has seriously affected me.
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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders.
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So, I am watching The League on Netflix, and someone just happened to show up...
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Chris Rock 40 mins · No joke Tyler Perry is the best thing in gone girl. Oscar good. __________________ Don't know what I can say about this.
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Would have been funny if she was his lead on a massive drugs bust and they were going after her asshole friends.
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Welcome to the thread
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In fact, here's one I don't think happened, why didn't Shit Dicks 2 and 3 end up beating the shit out of each other? Not only that, seemingly get on well enough to win the fixed Battle of the Bands. Miley got dumped by Shit Dick 2, and immediately jumped on Shit Dick 3's dick. That's a SERIOUS breach of "Bros before Hoes" if I ever saw one. Then, you have Shit Dick 2 calling her a "Skank Ass Hoe", in front of him. If she's supposed to be his lifelong best friend, surely he'd say "Come on! That's a bit strong" at least, and if she's his woman, you punch the guy clean in the face. No wonder his dad is sending him to Military School, he needs to grow a pair of balls!
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Well, it also explains why her daughter in the movie is such a shallow twat. Not to mention the three asshole pothead friends she has basically encouraging her to jump on any dick that makes itself available, because "Your ex-husband is banging anyone who will let him!" Not only that, I just saw "Let's Be Cops", so, it's made me think of one thing, how do we know that he is actually a detective? For all we know, the aforementioned 'corrupt black cop' was just his wingman who's put on a uniform, and said "Hey, let's go down to the courthouse to game on some bitches! They're vunerable!" Considering someone seduced another person with a raw chicken, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
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Weirdly enough, they were near the webcams.
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Even though this thread has all but died, I had to bring this forward. I was in the supermarket, and they were trying to sell LOL on DVD for £8. Which works out at around $13!
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Well, I watch last night's episode of The League, and Jason actually said "Shit Dick", and I couldn't help but smile.
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You could say, she needed a cock. I'm sorry, that was obvious and hacky. Although, it's basically the same as what I saw a couple of days ago when I was in the shop. This old lady was looking at the Coke bottles at the different names on them. She flags over a member of staff and said "I'm looking for a 'Dick', have you got one?" And I laughed so hard, I nearly passed out.
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