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haha, nope, I just have this amazingly weird brain that just picks up on weird shit, and I just get this shit just that pops into my head. I wish I could monetise it to be honest with you, but, instead, I'm stuck with this weird stuff that just pops into my head out of nowhere.
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I had to rewatch the Chicken scene because something was pissing me right off, that being "What caused her to get the chicken and desecrate it?" The long and short of it is, she had the chicken with the sole intention of finger fucking it on camera in a premeditated plan of weirdness. She actually thought "I am going to get this chicken, and make it look like a pussy, to whoever is on there." She's a fucking mentalist! The conversation was literally: "Hey, what's your name?" "No. Anonymous = More exciting" Then she mastubated a chicken. So, it makes me wonder what Shit Dick 1 was thinking, or what he said whilst it was happening. Not only that, he'd have talked about it to at least one of the other Shit Dicks. "Hey, I was talking to this girl online, and she started playing with her pussy!" "No way! What did you say to get her to do that?" "Nothing, I asked her what her name was, and then she just started playing with herself!" "What a skank ass hoe... SKANK ASS HOE!! Oh my god, it was Lola" "It was LOL?!" "LOL?! What kind of stupid ass name is that?!" "That's what everybody calls her!" "What? I've never heard anyone call her that!" "She told me everyone calls her LOL" "Literally nobody has called her LOL, it just makes no sense, why not just say "Lo?" "I don't fucking know, she just told me that people call her LOL!" "Well, she's lying!" "What a weird thing to lie about... hey, did you know Shit Dick 3's dad is sending him to military school?" "No way! Who told you!" "Well, the girl who we think is LOL..." "No one calls her that" "That's beside the point, she just left with a chicken in her hand, and she left her computer on, and her mom was telling her little brother off, and he told her. She also wants to suck the Algebra teacher's dick!" "Does she even take algebra?!" See, it all links. But I'm getting a little too into writing these conversations.
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Excellent It would be funny if they referenced this thread during the episode.
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So, I'm looking at something to watch next week, and Shit Dick 3's "The Riot Club" has lasted precisely ONE WEEK at my local cinema, and two weeks everywhere else. To put it into perspective, The Inbetweeners 2, the biggest British film of the year, has been there 8 weeks, Guardians of the Galaxy is in it's 9th week, and still being shown going into October. I don't even know why he bothers me so much at this point, it must be his really punchable face.
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Shit, I didn't think about that. Did this thread really kick off before or after they recorded it?
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Not only that, she walked in on her mother and her baby sister, sharing a bath, and strips off herself. Okay, going back to the infamous chicken, why is the mother immediately infuriated by the little brother having the chicken in his room? A simple "Why is the chicken in your room?" would have put the issue to rest pretty quickly. "Why is the chicken in your room?" "What are you talking about, I've been here playing video games" "How did it get here?" "Well, my sister's probably trying to get me into trouble, she was trying to kick the shit out of me earlier, it could be stemming from that" "Why was she trying to kick the shit out of you?" "I don't know, to be honest, why does she do anything... you know she's trying to suck the Algebra teacher's dick?" "What?!" "Yeah, that's why she's taking Algebra, she wants to suck his dick" "Hang on a minute, you're like 8 years old, how do you know about sucking dick?!" "What do you mean 'like 8 years old', you're supposed to be my mother, you should know how old I am! Maybe this lack of attention is why I know so much about sucking dick!" "Why has this conversation gotten so weird?" "I don't know, you're the one accusing me of bringing a chicken into my room!" "That is weird!" "To be honest, everyone is weird, did you know that Shit Dick 3's dad wants to send him to Military School!" "NO WAY!! Who told you?!" This one got away from me.
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Right, here's on thing that has been driving me nuts since I saw it. Miley's talking to shit dick 3 (I think) on Instant Messenger, and she then ends the conversation Hey, Shit Dick 3... It fucking drives me nuts when girls do that shit, when they just answer with one Smiley. So, for her to do that, then shut the laptop and fuck off, that would piss me right off. I'd actually be think "What? What does she want? Where did she go?" It literally means NOTHING. If you walked up to some and just went "Hey... " not only would it confuse the fuck out of people, they'd think you were a knobhead for doing it.
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If he doesn't say "Chinee" then it doesn't count. The chip shop down the road from me used to have Chinese owners, and my relatives visited from America, and it was like a bad comedy. One of them asked for a "Fillet of Fish", with the American pronunciation of "Fillay", she didn't understand. I then said "They would like a fish", she then asked "Would you like cod or haddock?", because she was chinese, she pronounced it "You wan Cah or Harrock?" He didn't understand, he said "What's Harrock?" I said "Do you want a Cod, or a Haddock?" the woman behind the counter then said "Woh ron, you forner?!" Just the most amazing piece of irony I had ever seen.
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So, here's something. LOL made $46,500 in the US. but made $18,000,000 worldwide. So, they broke even, and had enough left over to make The Room, which I think is the sign of a successful movie, if you make enough profit to make The Room, it's not a flop.
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It's the second longest thread on the HDTGM forum, and it's just been amazing. I can only imagine how amazing the actual episode is going to be. When they actually release it, I think they should just move this thread into the main bit, and use that as the "Official" thread.
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I just realised where I've seen the "Merde Bitte sur la gauche" (shit dick on the left, GCSE French up in this bitch!) before. It's Anthony Davis!
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Ironically enough, much like 'LOL' was a remake of this movie, "French Cop" is merely a remake of this. A scene many proclaim to be "The best fucking thing ever!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDH-vwVCKdU
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I'm gonna give it a go tomorrow, I've heard two conflicting reports being "How can they spoil such a wonderful foreign film like this?!" and "I don't even know why they had to remake this shitty film in the first place".
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I couldn't remember any of the names/didn't care to remember, so "Shit Dick 1-3" was just easier to remember.
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Okay, why are there Unisex bathrooms where grafitti is seemigly encouraged, and why is it clean enough for Shit Dick 1 to do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWAYL6VuQQY Any other public bathroom, he'd end up covered in piss. He ends up leaving (par for the course in this movie, as we've discovered, the rest of the leaving log will be coming sooner or later), without washing his hands, that he's had on the floor of a public bathroom.
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Shit Dick 1 is the irritating nerd Shit Dick 2 is the first boyfriend who Miley breaks up with Shit Dick 3 is the guy who Miley ends up with.
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What is the French equivalent of Shit Dick 1 like?
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It's almost like some kind of high concept science fiction movie. A time travel experiment goes horribley wrong. The hero ends up 2000 years in the future, a guy bumps into him and he shouts "HEY, SHIT DICK!", and about 50 guys turn around and all ask "What?!" As it turns out, an uber-famous power couple (let's call them Paul and June), gave birth to a wonderful son, however, when interviewed about the birth of their son, they say, as a joke "We just call him 'Shit Dick'!" 'Shit Dick' becomes the new child name of choice amongst young parents, and, after years of global conflict, one man rules the world, Emperor Shit Dick McGillicutty, whose gargantuan ego has made him decree that in the interest of pledging your allegiance to the Emperor, all children must be christened with the name "Shit Dick", those who refuse are forced to go underground as part of a revolution. The hero must find a man not named 'Shit Dick' in order to return to his own time, and change the events of the present/future
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So, here's Shit Dick 3's new movie "The Riot Club".
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How this little fuck-knuckle went through one school day without an ass kicking, I have no idea.
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Guest Idea: Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast
Smigg replied to gregoryg's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Best part of that movie is Stone Cold Steve Austin dancing with his 20 years younger than him girlfriend in the movie. There isn't a clip of that, but there is this: -
What kind of shit arsed band name is "No Shampoo"? Also, completely unrelated, why does the Cop have access to the Police Boat? He's a detective, he's supposed to figure shit out, not piss arse around on a speedboat. "Detective Whateverthefuckyournameis! There's been a murder!" "GET ME THE BOAT!" Unless it's Knightboat, the crime solving boat! Also, that whole thing with the helmet, they made it looks like the Chicago police were corrupt and/or incompetant, when he was made to look like he was above the law by not wearing a helmet because he was a detective. In Illinois, there aren't any helmet laws. So, he (being a cop) could have just said "It's Illinois, it's not illegal". Not only that, it's the Black cop that is made to turn a blind eye. That means only one thing. This movie is fucking racist! Black cop made to look corrupt, Black guy being asked "Do you play basketball?", the entire nation of France is mocked... although, they deserve it, the dirty bastards with their Chicken Vaginas! I've gone off on a rant now.
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YEAH!! This thread is just bringing amazing stuff from everyone. What I wished I could do with this is do a movie mock up, using review lines from this thread. Like: "I want to punch everybody in the Dick!" - Smigg So, everyone should come up with their one line review quote, just to keep this good shit going.
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There are 31 5-Star reviews on Netflix UK, out of 57. So 54% of the people who watched it thought it was an incredible movie, that's not including those who marked it 4 stars either.
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Well, seeing as we've essentially created an alternate episode, we need some Second Opinions. Now, I don't want to spoil the episode, so I'm taking this from Netflix UK, leaving the Amazon reviews for Paul. These are 5 star reviews from Netflix UK, they're anonymous, so we can't take the piss, unfortunately: A very decent movie to watch. The story line was brilliantly scripted as a heart felt story between a mother and daughter going through the stages of love at different times of their life and they are brought together by there bond like any other mother and daughter should have (So, if you need to bond with your mother, share a bath with her, I think) ---- I rate this film 4.5 Palme D'ors out of 5 Palme D'ors. It didn't actually make me 'LOL' at any point but I did a one little 'LMFAO' and a BRB when I needed a wee. Miley Cyrus' face is very rubbery. (What in the actual fuck is this person talking about?!) ---- love this film because of how it has some resemblance of reality, but within the story line there are some fictitious moments. It is a funny, and good pick me up film, although it is quite obvious that it is made to appeal for young teenage girls. (HOLY SHIT! I have found a real life Chicken Masturbator!!) ---- a well deseverd 4. LOL is a ery enjoyable moie that you will want to watch over and over again. great music, amazing young actors and a amazing storyline. I really enjoyed it and thought that it was extreamly intresting and insparing. (It's a 'well deserved 4', but still gave it 5) ---- i did not see it yet but ill write one when i finish lmao bye bye ................................................................................................ (And still gave it 5 stars)
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