Darian
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the thing is, despite his questionable choice, Cage is a still a good actor
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i must know..why does the Demon Cop have a jerri curl mullet?
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The Rainmaker was quite decent. Nothing was HDTGM bananas about it.
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i straight up loved M:I 2, because it's bananas. it's a fun turn off your brain action movie
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obligatory:
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Can we agree that this movie blows? "In 1887, Transylvanian Doctor Victor Frankenstein (Samuel West) brings to life his Monster (Shuler Hensley) with the aid of his assistant Igor (Kevin J. O'Connor), and Count Dracula (Richard Roxburgh). Dracula kills Dr. Frankenstein after revealing that he helped him only so he could use Frankenstein's monster to bring his undead children to life..." What... the... fuck????
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the second one is well liked because Del Toro managed to make a really fun movie. The action scenes were great (god bless Donnie Yen's fight choreography) and the story gave the villain thta shade of gray, where you partially root for him. Much like Del Toro did with Hellboy 2. leaving all that aside, Blade Trinity was total ass... but i must say this moment was just gold and worth the whole terrible thing: also,,, it was totally insane, that they managed to digitally recreate Dracula's entire armour from one TINY TINY TINY piece:
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Darian replied to AndyTalarzyk's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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i have a theory that Jaime Foxx is like Nicolas Cage and just doesn't say no.
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So they covered the terrible Spiderman 3, I think it's time for the Brett Ratner debacle, X-Men: The Last Stand. Such a terrible movie. Obviously it made a ton of money, it was still ad bad bad bad movie
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how about Juggernaut being Professor X's step brother but in X3 he's just some random mutant
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oh god yes, please might as well throw in the sequel too which was the final role of Ares from Xena/Hercules
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say what you will, John Matrix is the greatest action movie name ever
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I totally forgot about swordfish, wow... then the trilogy is complete! http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2001_Swordfish/001SWF_John_Travolta_029.jpg
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i wanna believe that John Travolta is making a series of unconnected movies into a trilogy (like the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy), defined by his odd hair...The Insane Hair Trilogy if you will: 1) "Secret Agent" Charlie Wax in From Paris with Love... http://hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wax-gun.jpg 2) Captain Chin Strap in Killing Season http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/14/john-travolta-killing-season-061413.jpg 3) TBA in TBA http://www.besthairstyles2013.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/john-travolta-hair-11.jpg
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This movie was written by and directed by Kristen Stewart's mom. It's about a record producer ending up in a "special" wing in jail, although the reason they put him there are never explained or even resolved. Tommy Lister (the president from the 5th element) plays a rapist/child molester and also, this movie is FUCKING BANANAS!!!!!!!!!....I present, K-11: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-11_(film) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYa82JB_pQ did i mention this is utterly insane?
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also, there are monuments and structures that last for thousands of years. so even if it's 1000 and not 20, i'm sure there should have been more stuff besides cave paintings.
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Statham is already an Expendable so he's crossing the bridge into the Fast team. Unless Shaw and Lee Christmas are both clones of Chev Chelios and they all exist in the same universe
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judging by the RT score this movie is on Paul, June and Jason's list? http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/after_earth/
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i remember seeing this in the AV Room in primary school (about 9-11?) and i was so confused i think i saw it with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We%27re_Back!_A_Dinosaur%27s_Story_%28film%29 which didn't help....
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you hit the nail on the head
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the lack of consistency between the 2 movies is very glaring. i mean, in elektra they showed alot of backstory about her training and fighting skill, and it's not the same level you see in daredevil, so this movie is a spinoff that kinda retcons what she was capable of. because, if the elektra we saw in this movie fought bullseye, she wouldn't have lost/died in Daredevil
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the lack of consistency between the 2 movies is very glaring. i mean, in elektra they showed alot of backstory about her training and fighting skill, and it's not the same level you see in daredevil, so this movie is a spinoff that kinda retcons what she was capable of. because, if the elektra we saw in this movie fought bullseye, she wouldn't have lost/died in Daredevil
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when you compare the 2, Daredevil looks like a masterpiece,...but yeah, they could do a double feature
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this movie is terrible
