maggotlimbo

Just saw the trailer for this & all I could think was, "Coming soon to How Did This Get Made!" Based on a best seller? Rly? I though Olga Kurlyenko was like, you know... a successful actress & stuff. Trailer:

I'm LITERALLY just scanning through the movies on my mothers' crappy cable package. 90 bucks a month. Gremlins is on 47 times. 'Gizmo caca' indeed.

Geriatric-wolf vs. Rapewolf. Discuss.

Incomprehensible. Makes the first one look like Henry & June. Inexplicably directed by an FX supervisor. LITERALLY made of WTF.

I don't wanna see any more John Carpenter movies in these threads unless it's Starman.

Jet Li + Bad sci-fi plot + Dumb action plot + dated jokes about 2000 presidential campaign + STATHAM... Whaddya think?

You've gotta be effing kidding me. Why do you you hipster creeps keep suggesting awesome movies? You're making my soul hurt.

This movie is awesome & you are all worst than Stalin.

You're a terrible person.

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