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Sicilian Vampire (2016)
JoeAzzari posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsThis was movie written, directed, produced, scored, starred in, and maybe even lighted by Frank D’Angelo…A man who is now known as the Canadian Tommy Wiseau! This movie has a ton of star power on a budget of 11.6 million shot in 6K and paid the actors in cash! Those include James Caan, Eric Roberts, Paul Sorvino, Daryl Hannah, Armand Asante, Robert Davi, and Daniel Baldwin! This movie is completely bonkers and follows only some conventional vampire standards and throws out the rest. This movie needs to be considered for the next film the HDTGM crew tackles you won’t regret it! The movie is available on Amazon prime with a free conTV trial.
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
awesomerrr posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsJust mentioning this movie made everyone in the room laugh.
The Reflecting Skin (1990)
Putney Swope posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsHoly shit, tryin' to figure this one out is a real brain drainer. Definitely one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen, but also really entertaining. The plot is really hard to describe, plus that would ruin the fun of watching it. It's pretty much just non-stop WTF moments that I'm still trying to wrap my mind around. It's beautifully shot, and well directed. Vigo Mortensen turns in a pretty unsettling performance as well. The creepy kid in the lead does really well too. I would definitely recommend this one. You've got a vampire, a creepy kid, a pervy one-eyed sheriff, a still born fetus, self immolation, harpoons, and Viggo Mortensen. After seeing this, I've found it has a huge cult following, I'm surprised it hasn't been suggested yet. http://www.imdb.com/...ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Vampire Academy (2014)
maggotlimbo posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsJust saw the trailer for this & all I could think was, "Coming soon to How Did This Get Made!" Based on a best seller? Rly? I though Olga Kurlyenko was like, you know... a successful actress & stuff. Trailer:
MadderMartigan posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsOnce Bitten seems a shoo-in here. From the amazing soundtrack to the INSANELY creepy butler (Cleavon Little) to the super racist accent of the librarian...well, everything! This comedic vampire flick is so bad...and for HDTGM, that's bloody good. The basic plot involves an old vampire broad who, with the help of her raper-looking butler, needs to feed on a virgin thrice each year before halloween. There are a few scenes in this one that actually stood out to me as genuinely funny. Jim Carrey and his girlfriend are at a drive-in at one point (the high school fuck spot), and she refuses to give it up. He resigns and steps outside the ice-cream truck (yes, ice cream truck) in frustration. Then, we get a nice arial view of the cars surrounding them and the various sex-capades going on. Legs hanging out of windows, all the cars are bouncing, and a couple of pretty funny butt-shots. Even the title track of this one is so terrible that it's catchy. Once bitten, you won't feel no pain. Once bitten, we'll be singing in the rain... Some of my favorite lines are: "We're homos! We're rump-rangers!" "I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boy's Choir hit town." "Oh, Mark...I can't believe you're going to throw away our relationship for a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler and a slut who eats buttons!" "How'd you like to have your crotch set on fire!" Have a look at this one, and I'm sure you'll be disappointed.
PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsWesley Snipes horror western. I shouldn't need to say any more but I will anyway. Completely incoherent, relentlessly awkward, and purely ridiculous. They were making it smack dab in the middle of Mr. Snipes tax issues and was subsequently delayed eight years! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallowwalkers Here's a nice critic quote from that page "Scott Weinberg of Fearnet wrote, "It would take a team of veteran film critics working around the clock to catalog all the things that are wrong with this outrageously goofy movie [...] GallowWalkers is funnier by accident than Adam Sandler is on purpose" I love you guys, I'm desperately addicted to this podcast, and I would love to hear what you think about this happy accident of IRS investigation and development hell.
Razor Blade Smile
WayneMiller posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsI humbly submit for your viewing dis-pleasure.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnqnAIa5Q0 Razor Blade Smile A steaming pile of low-budget British garbage / goth-boys masturbation fantasy.... I truly hated this film.
AlexBuono posted a topic in Bad Movie RecommendationsThis quirky horror film from director Blair Murphy involves an anthropologist whose research takes him to Alaska, where he is seduced into the world of the undead by a beautiful vampire. At once tormented and exhilarated by his newfound condition -- no longer fully human though not yet completely a vampire -- he is compelled to intensify his research into vampire lore, which has now become a personal and spiritual quest. He traces the evil bloodline to its wellspring -- the all-powerful creature known only as "Legion," an ancient being he must inevitably confront.