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ÚncleƊracula

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  2. Posted

    Personally I really enjoy GMSarli's posts I read them thoroughly and learn a lot. I learn so much that I feel embarrassed ( have a bunch of very unprofessional dungeons and dragons experience already).

     

    It's also a cool thing to jump up and say you got the backs of the people you like/admire. Probably mostly accidental throat biting and turning salty after going on here.

     

    Try to remember the stakes aren't high here, I can't speak for them but in my delusions there are two points:

    - Nerd poker guys may or may not take advise for sake of getting to enjoy not pushing themselves for a bit.

    - Their feelings probably won't get very hurt because anyone with an aim for fame either has rhino thick skin or is a masochist. (Pretty sure at least one of those is a resume requirement) just don't intentionally try to be dicks to them they're humans, or at least humanoid.

     

    Keep up your tact guys.

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    I know, right? Maybe they are taking a break until Gerry or Sark get back. Couldn't hurt.

    But it does. It burns us! This was supposed to be the episode we meet Dan's new character!

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    I hate to whine on the internet, but I really hope the annoyance with Remender was genuine and he doesn't get asked back. Fucking around is fine, but he's just a jerk as a player. He totally ignores everyone and it's more annoying than funny. I think everything from this week should be retconned.

    He did kind of get the okay, they did some shaming but I feel Rick was not stopped because it's not fun playing if you don't do what you want to.

     

    Also admittedly I went in unjustly grumpy because Steve wasn't there. It's like when a friend doesn't show up to a party (except they're more imaginary friends because they have no idea who I am). But next thing I know Rick is ramping up the insanity and coincidentally is when I'm taking a piss. Trying not to laugh and sound like a lunatic in the bathroom and simultaneously trying not to piss all over myself.

     

    Moral of the story is give the guy a chance I don't know how you could not like Rick... or the moral is wear a catheter on Wednesdays because I can't stop listening long enough to piss.

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    name='Dan Telfer' timestamp='1423119693' post='129574']Ha! You didn't raise my hackles. It's just my sworn oath to make light of anyone who stomps around this forum acting like a nerd crime has been committed.

     

    Mad TV - Honey Dipper Dan:

    Sorry Dan, I blame your name.

     

    There once was a grizzled man -

    He went by the name of peacekeeper Dan.

    When nerds got mad stomping their feet,

    Dan burned them up into some peat.

    Scared of feelings they hurt,

    begging for mercy they started to spurt -

    "didn't mean to upset ya - just said it for fun"

    Dan said "my feelins don't give a shit and this complaining is done."

     

  9. Posted

    Lyra isn't 100 percent gone either, resurrection spells can be used, although expensive if someone sold their magic item(s) to bring her back that would really reinforce the parties bond of friendship and give them a real reason to stick together.

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    If there is a TPK, I hope the party awakens in the afterlife to find they are My Little Ponies, and Blaine really gives you babies something to complain about.

    I think these guys would still make it entertaining, your threats are of no consequence to me! I would still point out the pink pony magic fireball should be able to cast in the same round!

     

    Edit: I don't want tpk but if they run into magic pony lycanithropy...

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    Rounds spent to cast per spell level is a pretty huge nerf to casters (telekinesis would take 5 rounds). Spells have a cast time listed with their description and that is only added to initiative roll.

     

    That would make higher level spells ineffective and make wizards no fun. sorry for complaining but that rule kicked me in the nerds.

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    Edit: I was wrong but still.

     

    When an ad says stop eating pain killers and don't sell them to your neighbors it doesn't mean the person with a broken leg that is taking them responsibly.

     

    Was this a joke? I've never heard of medical tobacco before why would medication be omitted until now otherwise? Felt like a trick.

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    Rogues in second edition (from memory may need to be confirmed)

    1d6 hp per level (constitution bonus if applicable)

    +60 skill points on first level +30 each level gained after (no more than half to be put into one skill)

    Skills that can increase with these points all in percent success

    Move silently

    Hide in shadows

    Pick pockets

    Pick locks

    Find/remove traps

    Detect noise

    Read language

     

    Other things that scale on level to watch out for

    Thac0

    Saving throws

    Back stab multiplier

    Weapon proficiencies

    Non weapon proficiencies

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    Brian's fuck you it's free a while back I feel broke the ice for everyone playing and they're back to full awesome. (Instead of a large chunk of awesome). So good job Brian the ice crusher this ship will be safe through any arctic.

     

    If you're having a hard time with progression, try waiting for a few episodes(I know it's hard) then listen. d&ds biggest bummer is usually the "to be continued" part.

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    I feel like the original post implied he had already taken public speaking classes. I think things got blown a bit out of proportion, it's like the forums here have an anti troll secret service for nerd poker.

     

    Both sides have legit comments.

    Conductive Criticism - less uh and um

    Conditional - they're doing this for fun, only accept/apply criticism if it doesn't effect the mood or enjoyment of the players.

     

    Also I like Blaine as a DM better, I miss Sarks dialog (and Blaines commercials) but it's more fun to listen to Sark playing things. I hope when he comes back he joins the party. Blaine produces two worlds simultaneously, a serious world with rapidly escalating situations and a cartoon world with musical undead. At least that's my perception.

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    Is the Steve Vai one real? I did find a video of a girl putting out candles with her squirt, but I didn't see any connection to Steve Vai in it.

     

    I'm not sure I am allowed to link nsfw but if you remove safe search and Google “Steve vai queef candles out" she should be top link. She basically queefs a candle out then queefs for 4 minutes while saying affectionate words.

     

     

    And thanks nomad science for showing me the baseball thing.

  23. Posted

    Just listened to the latest episode, then got to work and saw this on FB... so good!

     

     

    What is this youtu .be?

    Is this a trick? I haven't tried it yet and got too much of a headache from fuel fumes at work to think.

     

    Edit: It is legit, just an url shortening service I hadn't noticed before. Also an awesome find!

  24. Posted

    Blaine and Brian have been really utilizing their magic and taking control of solving rat form quickly but what I have liked most is how Ken was let loose, he keeps doing anything he thinks is funny regardless of how gross or perverted it may be. Thanks to more air time for Ken I still can't resist laughing about anything to do with vomit. It will be nice when the others are back but I feel like they stepped up their game.

     

    This episode was great also in the sense that all the guys that want to surrender after first blood died in the walls. Little video game bad attitude justice in my mind.

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