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I think I'm doomed to lose it every time we hear from Victor and Tiny. I still giggle think about the dentist interview.

Children are the vessels into which adults pour their poison. Thanks to Salman Rushdie for that catchphrase.

Also the "Scott referred to me as 'he' but I'm a lady" club, but this is still one of the greatest days of my life.

It is so hard not to laugh at Victor's podcast, one of my coworkers just asked if I was okay, because he thought I was crying. Also, I'm picturing Jonah making the "OOOOHH THAT JAZZ" face every time he laughs in the background, which is making this even more unbearable.

That security guard should have his own guest page/headshot at this point, he's also appeared on The Fogelnest Files (26:45) to spread the word about his campaign to stop leaving doors open. Also, I am very impressed at Howard's display of courage in his willingness to face an intruder.

Thanks for the hand you've had in providing endless hours of free, wonderful entertainment to the masses (aka a bunch of nerds). Earwolf has become a really important part of my life in the past few years, and your contributions have not gone unnoticed. Thanks for everything you do, and I hope that Adam is settling in well! Enjoy having time to relax, you've earned the hell out if it.

U Talkin' Ampersam Elliot To Me?

This episode delighted me. Jake, thanks for talking about weird videos that people post on YouTube in an endearing manner, rather than just making somebody a punchline because they decided to put themselves out there. You're a great internet user. Please don't log off. That said, it was really rude of that security guard to barge in and plug his podcast, "The Third Time" (a show about movie trilogies).

11:30 into this episode, and Todd requests "more reverb" on Jen and Paul's mics. I almost did a spit take.

Oh my God. Heaven IS for real. "We found some red shoes, and a diary."

PFT is the Daario Naharis of podcasting. Also, the first Harry Potter book came out in 1997, but it takes place in 1991. Everyone was right!

Here's the Tiny Toons/Deliverance video that Cody was talking about, for anyone who missed out on the 90s:

This is super great. The "Heaven Is For Real" reactions killed me. "Daddy said I died in mommy's tummy."

Can't wait for Eager 'bout Eagles and Chattin' Chicago to come out.

I'd like to request an album where Werner Herzog just threateningly sings Disney songs. "Don't you dare close your eyes."

I'm listening to some old CBB episodes just for kicks, and just came across a moment where Scott has been completely ignoring the lads from Liverpool in Episode 12, around the 13:30 mark. No wonder they haven't gotten any t-shirts yet.

I'm going to start a Change.org petition to change the name "Thursday" to "Podcast Christmas." Also, I hope this image doesn't cause anyone to have a cow:

PFT freaking out at the sight of Croach at the end killed me. This was so delightful!

I like to think that this photo was taken seconds after Cody's groin got too close to Adam.

Thanks, I'm engaged.

Hey now! This is something I have experience in. I had a pacemaker/implanted defibrillator put in when I was 17 to help correct a congenital defect (and to administer a shock if I happen to go into cardiac arrest, a common hobby for people with my specific condition). If 44 is considered young for a pacemaker, I must be a literal baby (with my little pacemaker, and all my little outfits). When I first got mine, they gave me a little user manual of things I wasn't allowed to do. All the photos were of old people doing things like riding bikes and ballroom dancing. It was super relatable for the teen that I was. Fun fact, roller coasters are not allowed! It's always interesting to hear from other people with somewhat similar issues, so thanks for bringing Penelope on, gang!

Last touch of the grease chain / one more time to feel the paiiiiin... --Stard Petty

I loved Howard's urgency to know where the Austin doughnut shop is. "Is that on the drag? Because I've got a bad story about it if it is. ...MIKE?!"

Go Kulap, go! The Chartists will miss you dearly, but I think we're all so excited to see the results of your hard work! Good luck!