Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend

[Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend]

What if Shayes and Hawn made a whole episode that literally used the CBB format? They've said they will, but it's fallen apart before it even started. They could say Scripps is making them do it like they usually do when they do concept episodes.

 

I think it'd be good, and I have first catchphrase submission: "Ate too many hamburger sandwich, have to hot dog go to bathroom."

[Dogs chase cars so they can put their head out the window, but you have to make sure the car you catch has a doggie door.]

Dogs chase cars so they can put their head out the window, but you have to make sure the car you catch has a doggie door.

[Due to an anonymous retroactive copyright lawsuit we're legally obligated to change the name of the show from Comedy Doggy Dogg to Comedy Wolfy Wolf.]

Due to an anonymous retroactive copyright lawsuit we're legally obligated to change the name of the show from Comedy Doggy Dogg to Comedy Wolfy Wolf.

[If you feel like the world is on your shoulders, first, rule out that you're doing a headstand.]

If you feel like the world is on your shoulders, first, rule out that you're doing a headstand.

[Ok, I get that if you dislike Bill Bellamy's war then you're antibellum-y, and that the bailiff on Night Court was so thin due to Bull-emia, but what]

Ok, I get that if you dislike Bill Bellamy's war then you're antibellum-y, and that the bailiff on Night Court was so thin due to Bull-emia, but what I don't get is if I use stamps.com after I get off work am I is the post-office now? Welcome to Comedy Capri.

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

I may have grown up in a simple goatradish farming family, but now I've moved to the big city. I introduce the other men at the homeless shelter where I stay to podcast and make them like and review 5 instead of applying job. Have a sandwich, you'll whither.

[Ask your local Laotian Grocer for Kham-Dee Bang Bang by name! Tell em The Lord of EarWolves demands it, and wave... (see below for full catchphrase)]

Ask your local Laotian Grocer for Kham-Dee Bang Bang by name! Tell em The Lord of EarWolves demands it, and wave your sigil banner: you Kings of Rock 'n' Roll, you Princes of Nelson.

[Buddy Valastro has had a family emergency: his father "Cake Pop" has fallen off his stick.]

Buddy Valastro has had a family emergency: his father "Cake Pop" has fallen off his stick.

[I'm glad teeth don't keep growing like fingernails.]

I'm glad teeth don't keep growing like fingernails.

[Winner of 2013's Most Mustardy Podcast Award, this is The Hotdog Diaries]

Winner of 2013's Most Mustardy Podcast Award, this is The Hotdog Diaries

[If Kelsey Grammar gets loose you better catch Frase.]

If Kelsey Grammar gets loose you better catch Frase.

[Just think how much money we waste on clothes since we gave up barrels with suspenders.]

Just think how much money we waste on clothes since we gave up barrels with suspenders.

[Happy Days was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Sad days are spent in bed with the lights off.]

Happy Days was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Sad days are spent in bed with the lights off.

[The audible vocalizations of a thousand bonobos could be relayed via Ting to attain legal help at their direction regarding interstate postage via...]

The audible vocalizations of a thousand bonobos could be relayed via Ting to attain legal help at their direction regarding interstate postage via stamps.com. B-B-B-B-B-BONUS-S-S-S-S-S Ads!

[The success of Meryl Streep's Margaret Thatcher biopic, The Iron Lady, has spawned a prequel that will flesh out her origin story and's coming to thea]

The success of Meryl Streep's Margaret Thatcher biopic, The Iron Lady, has spawned a prequel that will flesh out her origin story and's coming to theaters in 2014. Unfortunately the name Iron Maiden has apparently already been taken.

[Very first words of the podcast]

Indy 103. Comedy Death Ray Radio. This is Scott Aukerman, I am your host for the hour. I wanna thank Soulja Boy for writing and singing our theme song. Very nice of him; I kinda wish he would of uh mentioned Comedy Death Ray Radio in the actual lyrics. But uh, you know you don't ask an artist of the caliber of Soulja Boy to write a theme without just kind of accepting what he brings in for you.

[AprilFoolsRebel is part of the 1%. Occupy Catchphrase!]

AprilFoolsRebel is part of the 1%. Occupy Catchphrase!

[If your favorite philosopher didn't get exiled for what they wrote, they probably weren't that interesting.]

If your favorite philosopher didn't get exiled for what they wrote, they probably weren't that interesting.

[Palindrome]

"Madam I'm Adam" may be a palindrome, but "Madam I'm Mad Max" is Beyond Palindrome.

[Mr Coffee, Mr T,... Mr Cigarettes?]

I say, old boy, why is there a Mr Coffee, a Mr T, but no Mr Cigarettes?

[What's down hamburger?]

What's down hamburger?

[Video may have killed the radio star, but podcasts killed my boner because I don't get to see comedians who are traditionally very beautiful oh...]

Video may have killed the radio star, but podcasts killed my boner because I don't get to see comedians who are traditionally very beautiful oh wait maybe this episode will be on the Video Podcast Network, but probably not Scott only puts his favorite show on there...