Urethra-Franklin

eatin ain't cheatin, unless you're on a strict low calorie diet, that is.

By Urethra-Franklin, May 24, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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I don't date hockey players anymore, they were always trying to stick it in my five-hole.

By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• five hole
• hockey

Holy guacamole, there's guacamole in my holey!

By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• holy guacamole
• guacamole

Why do men have nipples?... so I can nibble them of course.

By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• nipplenibbles

Why do men have nipples?...So I can suck them.

By Urethra-Franklin, October 3, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• nipples

holy guacamole!

By Urethra-Franklin, September 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To Err Is Human...

By Urethra-Franklin, September 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Holy guacamole!, theres guacamole in my holey!

By Urethra-Franklin, July 31, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• guacamole

Maybe its just me, but for me...

By Urethra-Franklin, July 31, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Maybe its just me but for me

queef

By Urethra-Franklin, July 5, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• QUEEF

Holy guacamole! theres guacamole in my holey.

By Urethra-Franklin, June 18, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• guacamole

Roses are red...Violets are blue... that's probably why violets are always killing themselves.

By Urethra-Franklin, May 29, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Is it just me, or are scones making Danish their bitch lately?

By Urethra-Franklin, April 22, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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By Urethra-Franklin, April 18, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions