Urethra-Franklin
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I don't date hockey players anymore, they were always trying to stick it in my five-hole.
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Holy guacamole, there's guacamole in my holey!
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Why do men have nipples?...so I can nibble on them of course.
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Why do men have nipples?...So I can suck them.
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Holy guacamole! There's guacamole in my holey!
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But to foreskin is divine.
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Holy guacamole!, theres guacamole in my holey!
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Maybe its just me, but for me... being in love is better than soul crushing lonliness.
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Where's the queef? In Wendy's front butt, of course!
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Holy guacamole! there's guacamole in my holey.
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Roses are red...Violets are blue... that's probably why violets are always killing themselves.
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To err is human, but to queef... is hilarious. This is Comedy Bing Bong.
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eatin ain't cheatin, unless you're on a strict low calorie diet, that is.
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eatin ain't cheatin, unless you're on a strict low calorie diet, that is.