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  1. ieatpants

    Episode 273 — Vape Cod

    keep your stinking monkey paws off my recurring musical numbers!
  2. ieatpants

    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    when you're hot as len wiseman, the lubrication comes to you (if you know what i mean)
  3. ieatpants

    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    Mr. Marshall: "I'm richer than Cresus"
  4. ieatpants

    Episode 271 — Tiny Little Boy Parts

    or "Nick-at-Nighters?" i'll show myself out (the window)
  5. ieatpants

    Episode 270 — Off The Grid

    i got a tear in my little eye when i heard the ghost of Huell Howser... :'(
  6. ieatpants

    Episode 89 — Great Big Hill of Hope

    "you put a cup of water inside the condom, and then you put your dick inside it" -Febrice Febrice explaining why condom sex is still "getting your dick wet"
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    Episode 269 — Smaug’s Kickstarter

    omg, smaug's songs are soo bad. i love them all. fucking morrissey. tears.
  8. ieatpants

    Episode 268 — What Does the Fonz Say?

    go for Brokaw! god i love these guys
  9. not to be a bracket nazi, but i'm pretty sure the title should be:
  10. ieatpants

    Episode 87 — Droppin' Wallets!

    ps, "droppin wallets" is pretty damn dark
  11. ieatpants

    Episode 87 — Droppin' Wallets!

    1. introduce jukebox jury 2. play 10 seconds of "song" 3. talk about sex with chelsea and nick for like 10 minutes 4. end of best jukebox jury ever
  12. baby jesus 2, the last few minutes of this is out of control
  13. i have measured out my life with dill pickles... seriously. so many pickles.
  14. ieatpants

    Episode BO2013.3 — Best of 2013 Pt 3

    thanks to PFT for making me visit the wiki page for Viola Spolin on two separate occasions.
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    Episode 262 — 2013 Holiday Spectacular

    oh wow, i need to hear the songs of ice and fire by the bachelor brothers.
  16. ieatpants

    Episode 260 — Tiny Cheeseburger Story

    first result for "adult freckle foundation" http://www.marieclaire.com/foundation-freckles
  17. ieatpants

    Episode 78 — Poundin' Puss in Heaven

    i cannot wait to be in heaven, double pumpin' puss while high-fivin' my wife
  18. ieatpants

    Jukebox Jury Song... YEHOOO

    if no one was looking for a Jukebox Jury song, then why doesn't Scotrick just remove the subforum? the answer: Barackhusseinobamacare?
  19. [spoken in a british accent]
  20. ieatpants

    Episode 74 — Introducing Rocky!

    i was in tears at "there once was a fella named Obama"
  21. ieatpants

    Episode 72 — History in the Making

    this episode was boring until Giamatti and Howser showed up (no offense to Garofalo, but lots to Andy Dick) "If wolves can hear then why don't they come jump into the car when you're talking to them?" -Huell Howser
  22. ieatpants

    Episode 70 — Rock 'n Roll Dreams

    "TIME TO MAKE THE ART DONUTS!" -Mr. BrainwAAsh
  23. The Barenaked Ladies were famous for "One Week" ... IT'S BEEN... a legend is born
  24. ieatpants

    Episode 248 — Todd's Life 2.0

    missed opportunity while discussing ska band names: Ska-ut Skankerman
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