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dr love's story about hearing her husband's penis fart and then having her own vagina fart in an empathetic response was one of the most hilarious and absurd things i've heard in a long while. good vibes.

loved this bit. i was going to take the bus but maybe i'll just suck and fuck my way to work today.

so glad they talked about Opportunity Knocks... such a funny/dumb movie. I also wish they'd talked about the Road to Wellville -- my friend and I saw it in high school and 90% of the 20 people there got up and left halfway through it, but we were dying laughing and it was a touchpoint for quotes for us for the next year. it was just solidly stupid comedy that was indescribably hilarious.

(breaks out Scottish brogue) "I understand."

i was on pins and needles when ALW mentioned Sondheim and frogs in his throat in the same thought -- i seriously thought they might name the

who knew that Nick Kroll ran hollywood? because of his dad? good to know.

loved the rando shoutout to Failure, totally awesome band who released an amazing album last year after a 20 year hiatus. the confusion about the name understandable bc the other longtime member of Failure is Greg Edwards, so it's easy to see how Ken Andrews could become "Ken Edwards" btw the other band Greg Edwards is in is Autolux and they are also awesome. double btw, i know it was all dudes but at least one of them was iranian (i kid. we all know zouks is actually iraqian).

Victor! (butnotTiny[butalsoWilly!])

pretty sure it was the last time these guys were on with the rest of the Bajillion cast. ps, stellar (skateboard) ep!

i was gonna come and complain that "C" should be carbon, but then i thought for another second about "energy equals mass times calcium squared" and then i thought, nope, that sounds about right.

i've never heard Hardcore History, but i love A Song of Ice and Fire, and i thoroughly enjoyed this. kudos.

out of all the insane things that republican candidates have done in the past year, this might be the absolute dumbest. http://www.cleveland.com/open/index.ssf/2016/02/john_kasich_wants_to_help_reun.html

HONK OK PLEASE on the front BUT NOT INTO MY EAR HORN on the back

this is why i decided to move to the UK -- episodes become available on Mondays at 8am. suck it, timekeeper. eewwww. are you kanye? this sounds like a shitty kanye tweet?

In conclusion: I am Paul F. Tompkins. Goodnight!

"i have a hard time seeing how donald trump's worldview is any different form the old contra video game"

i'm not sure why, but i love the low-key silliness of this episode. none of the bits went anywhere and it was fantastic. -an in-depth discussion of interest rates and denominations of canadian moneys. -a brilliant plugs theme. -callback to "is dick francis a horse? -borat

Is that even a show?

"Denny Peters"

Nealon's dramatic retelling of "The Little Engine That Could" (~45min) was truly beautiful. a life lesson indeed, i just can't figure out what it was (it takes a village people?) i'm in a weird way today.

yes! i can't wait to see some UHF style teevee antics. also, lapkus and wengert, together again (for the first time? [nope.])!

look at this fancy pants Mr Heasly -- he loves chemicals so much he's like Walter White over here.

oh yes, this is my kind of podcast.

look, the great news is that most assuredly, all of your questions will be answered. and much like that much loved television show (Lost), you will take joy in all of the characters' stories. just as you will find delight the well thought-out, well concluded, and well executed final moments of Mitch and Dolores's story. HAIL CAESAR!!

and in the end, it didn't matter, for dumbledore outlived snape in every way. RIP Several Snapes.