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Scott Aukerman makes his personal assistant download all the mp3's from earwolf's soundcloud page, rename them so they have random alphanumeric titles, strip them of ID3 tags, and then upload them to a 2005 model iPod (the U2 model). Scott then listens to these podcasts all night long. the next day, Scott throws the iPod into the garbage and the PA's job begins yet again. And yes, he's always surprised and delighted by the location. (source: i made it up)

omg, this ad was so stupid and i can never tell if alec baldwin is hilarious or pretentious or terrible or all three.

finally, the answer to the question that must not be asked! (for non-whovians, the question is: "doctor who?")

My wife has read all one bajillion of the Dick Francis novels so i was especially tickled with "Hey Siri, is Dick Francis a horse?" she thinks most of cbb is downright silly (which is why i love it, obvs) -- but she really enjoyed that horse detective novels were brought up in the first place. after six years i may have finally convinced her to listen to the podcast... now if i can only get her to listen to meeee...

agreed. and also i truly believe in my heart of hearts that the clip they presented was sorely lacking people fake cumming after running into walls.

i'm not sure if this line gets a "Tsk Tsk" or an "Attaboy!" but either way, i'd like to see where this is going. but watch yourself, counselor.

so good. paul's incredible robert frost impression just slayed me -- we use to have to listen to old timey records of him reading his poems, so i'm actually an expert on robert frost's voice and i'm quite impressed at how well he nailed it. IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT! EVERYONE NAILED IT ALL. THIS IS THE BEST P-CAST EVER.

reference to a Miyazaki baby appears yet again -- i wonder if Scott is trying to make a hilarious new reference? either that or he's having a stroke. it could go either way.

you guys stop the presses the most important news is that season 6 of the venture bros is coming in february! also why is there not more pft's tommy wisauoea in the world?

actually, it was you, the listener, who was speaking the whole time.

"... i'm excited about that new hose. i'm gonna just sit on it every night and watch tv!" this is confusing.

tonight, on a very special comedy bang bang -- scotty makes some new friends from the wrong side of the podtracks, where he ends up giving out hammer jammers like it's freakin christmas up in here, just so he can score his next drug fix.

the druthers brothers was so dumb but i couldn't stop thinking about it

what's after trillion? quadrillion? there's a godzillion ... ... cotillion ... silmarillion #numbers

Laraine Newman? just kidding, Laraine Newman is a god damned treasure -- she should be knighted.

just now realizing how comedy fang fang has infected my everyday life. for a fun example, try to read all of the puns on this fresh direct email promo without reading them in the voice of Beuford or Messmore

let's eat -- podcast content, that is. with ice cream of course. does anyone even read the content of the catchphrase suggestions? or are the headlines all that matter?

seriously, facelikethunder is really goooould at making plugs songs

just in time for halloween, it's a scary gif!

and with all this talk of penes, why no mention of the pene-master himself:

patton oswalt. wayne federman sounds like patton oswalt. only funny.

after the first foam corner, josh says "these are the days. these are the party days" which i'm assuming is a reference to scott's groundbreaking "spiraling out of control" scene from . good one, homey

looking great so far. thank you for putting it together.

i'm only a few minutes in but this is real creepy so far -- loving it.