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do yourself a favor, swallow your pride, and just listen to one episode of superego. the james bonding podcast is also really fun. do you hate fun? (probably)

serisly. and i wasn't even prepared for unveiling of the titular phrase. i was next level bonkers losing my shit when he sneaked that in.

seriously. why is he there? did i miss a bit?

gr-idea. we could give you points on downloads (aka, you could download it a bunch of times for free). in short, someone is stealing your idea.

or "Big Country" by Big Country on the album Big Country?

"i-pods, i-pads, i don't know, anymore" -Scotty Aux

welcome to the Cee Bee Booniverse!

tony rolo brown town https://soundcloud.c...the-brown-towns

Bob Dole's hand fucking?

look, i'm no pablo picaso, but i still want everyone to look at my drawing:

wow, their best of 2014 choices was pretty weak -- that chvrches record came out in Sept 2013 btw i give that year-end list a c-

i would just like to note that in the world without Washington Irving, Catch-22 would also never exist... well, maybe it would exist, but one of the funniest running gags in the book would not. on further reflection, i should not post this *hits Post*

i also feel like Jewel's dropped the ball at the end of plugs when they were singing Skyfall... There's a Sky Faaaaaaaaaaaaall waiting in the sky he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds just to add to her many great Bowie jokes.

man, Markis has got a real dr. katz vibe. also maybe a little bit of ira glass. i love it. jewel's is amazing too. everyone else kills it.

fantastic ep! features a long forgotten nickname for scott: "L.B." Ackerman (L.B. = little brain -- "you had an MRI and, you know what, the results are enough to be named by it")

everytime Patti says thank you i think of Whitney Peeps from last weeks cbbtv -- do you guys think they know each other? fun times.

"...so we went by go-cart--by burning go-cart--to the burn unit..."

is lauren cute? i dunno guys, that's a spicy meatball. seriously though, when you fall in love, you can't control with whom or something like that. also, joe wengert, call me.

The Pie Minister sounds vaguely like Don Dimello -- i wonder if it means anything...

also, a bonus, for achewood fans:

CP: yeah, when i act like i'm a sea monster. SA: you can just say 'cunt' on this show...

you churlish bastard -- i'll eat your rotten heart straight out of your stinky chest. and now... on with the show!

oh yeah, i noticed this too -- i just assumed they took most of the songs out of the old episodes to avoid any copyright issues. i think i missed the "are you ready James" thing though -- great bit!(?)

"My grandma Googa gave me this gargle bucket."

spaceman vengence, ride on up. teleport hamper, tidy up. baby oyster ninja, wearing a cup. there ain't no stopping, the violent pup.