JordanMaywood

Alexander Taco Bell may not have invented as much as his grandfather but have you ever had a chili cheese burrito!?

I am really starting to get into House music. The front door is my favorite.

When god closes a door he opens up a window which makes heating and air conditioning problematic to be honest.

My expectations for the human race are like the limbo bars of Hermes Conrad.

I like the curst cut off my PB&J sandwiches... what can I say I am a real "Foodie."

Leonard Cohen is the light wood of Heavy metal.

He's rude, crude with... actually a good attitude now that I think on it.

Whoever Smelled it Delled it. Whoever smelt it extracted metal from ore.

I am disappointed that the APA Dictionary of Psychology does not yet even recognize "Wrestlemania."

If you liked the Apple song I made this thing with it: Likey?

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Hard to find Rough Jazz...

I have an hourglass figure in the sense that I look like a pile of sand.

The other day I was shocked to bump into President Barrack Obama! Who knew he liked bumper cars!?

I try to ignore stereotypes unless they are in the audio section of the Best Buy flyer.

"Latine Nomen" is the Latin name for Latin name.

Sudoko is for people who want all the fun of math and yet still crave the excitement of squares.

Brothers precede unsavory ladies.

If they cure mental illness were will I get my weaved baskets?

I have been banned from Chuck E. Cheese four counting wack-a-moles.

Sledgehammers are everywhere but good luck finding a Sledgewrench or Sledgescrewdriver!

Put a 'Corky Romano' starring Chris Kattan in it!

I don't get mad. I get 'Even Stevens' season 2 on Blu-Ray.