JordanMaywood

On the set of 'Lawrence of Arabia' all the takes were hot takes.

You're gonna wanna choke up on that bat when its trying to suck your blood!

The Butcher, The Baker the guy in the Chinese factory that assembles the flashlight in your phone.

Old L. Ron Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog an audit ; When he bent over rover took over To give him a Thetan of his own.

So intolerance is OK if its for lactose then!? Bit of a large double-double standard...

Whenever I am really hot I break into a sweat. I am like a sweat cat burglar...

Catch Phrase Submission Pro Tip! If your user name is funny your catch phrase is much more likely to be selected.

From Beer to eternity more like! Don't Glug Glug the Slug Slug.

Consistency is Key Lime Pie.

Due to unforeseen circumstances today's episode will be replaced by a special word from the first person to ever ride a horse to the the land of Glarx!

When the man tries to put you down don't forget that you studied advanced tickling techniques from the monster!

Follow your nose for Fruited Loops but silly rabbit tricks are for prostitutes!

The serene sienna sun slowly sinks sensually into the Southern Singapore seas so suck it!

Headphones should be called loud earmuffs.

Might as well face it I'm addicted to love.... Which is what I call heroin.

A haunted drunken boat trip would be a "Booze Boos Cruise" and would have both spirits and spirits

Gonna wear my PF Flyers to my dinner date at PF Changs with PF Tompkins *Don't know why it appeared twice...*

Getting my PHD in Tongue Twisters was easier done than said.

To me Captain America's most terrifying villain is Major Changes...

I love drinking my Djin Gin while wearing my Genie Jeans.

There are two types of people. Those who are good at coming up with ways in which two types of people can be categorized.

I actually prefer Hawaiian pants.

I love drinking my Djin Gin while wearing my Genie Jeans.

Use promo-code "juice" for your free admission to the holocaust museum.

Judge, Jurry and Ice cream salesman who travels back in time to meet "The Tall Man."