JordanMaywood
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Stuffed Doomsday Preppers are delicious, nutritious and bootylicious.
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Does "Axe-Wielding" count as one word I can use when describing myself...?
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On the road again. Fell out of my car because of my vertigo mixed with narcolepsy... road again.
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"Mmeettaa" is when you are being VERY Meta.
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Yo' Mama so old she plays telegram tag!
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Mayday Mayday! The name of Grace Jones's character in the James Bond film "A View To A Kill" is Mayday!
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From Maximum Overdrive to Minimum Underdrive there's no place like home...Except the bathroom aboard an atomic submarine!
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You take the good, You take the bad, you take them both and there you have. Data Analytics & Probability curves.
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If you want to be the toast of the town you need a lot of bread and a toaster and a town that loves toast to an unusual degree...
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Rolled up phone books make great logs but making a cabin out of them is not recommended for any but true phonefessionals.
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My silk boxer shorts slide sensually up and down the sides of the ball pit in the cool august eve...
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The tongue is the strongest muscle in the Female body. Sometimes the top two strongest... *WINK*
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Your never truly disappointed until you are Kevin Sorbo disappointed...
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Whichever store in the Target chain of stores that makes the least amount of money in a given year should have to change its name to "Target Practice"
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Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your long hair and live a little! You only get invited to the Queen's sex orgy once!
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I only listen to music from Mel's Rock Pile...
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Little known fact: Dr.Pepper is a Gynecologist.
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Failure is not an option and neither is avocado unless you want to pay extra.
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My pot brownies are so strong that are more like pot greenies...
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission and harder to ask for organ donations and easier for a piece of gum if the person has lots of gum.
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy god VS. Why squirt jizz on five boxed keg clamps?
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If I am doing multiple searches I prefer Googles.
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R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me... An illiterate person who is going to guess.
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On the set of 'Lawrence of Arabia' all the takes were hot takes.
In the inevitable "Howard the Duck" remake how many minutes in before a "duck face" photo joke?
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In the inevitable "Howard the Duck" remake how many minutes in before a "duck face" photo joke?