JordanMaywood
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I am really starting to get into House music. The front door is my favorite.
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When god closes a door he opens up a window which makes heating and air conditioning problematic to be honest.
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My expectations for the human race are like the limbo bars of Hermes Conrad.
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I like the curst cut off my PB&J sandwiches... what can I say I am a real "Foodie."
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Leonard Cohen is the light wood of Heavy metal.
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He's rude, crude with... actually a good attitude now that I think on it.
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Whoever Smelled it Delled it. Whoever smelt it extracted metal from ore.
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I am disappointed that the APA Dictionary of Psychology does not yet even recognize "Wrestlemania."
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If you liked the Apple song I made this thing with it:
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maywood.podbean.com/mf/web/vvkbdk/Wipeout_Plug_Theme.mp3
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Just noticed this message... Here is a download link: http://maywood.podbean.com/mf/web/vvkbdk/Wipeout_Plug_Theme.mp3
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Hard to find Rough Jazz...
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I have an hourglass figure in the sense that I look like a pile of sand.
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The other day I was shocked to bump into President Barrack Obama! Who knew he liked bumper cars!?
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I try to ignore stereotypes unless they are in the audio section of the Best Buy flyer.
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"Latine Nomen" is the Latin name for Latin name.
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Sudoko is for people who want all the fun of math and yet still crave the excitement of squares.
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Brothers precede unsavory ladies.
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If they cure mental illness were will I get my weaved baskets?
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I have been banned from Chuck E. Cheese four counting wack-a-moles.
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Sledgehammers are everywhere but good luck finding a Sledgewrench or Sledgescrewdriver!
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Put a 'Corky Romano' starring Chris Kattan in it!
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I don't get mad. I get 'Even Stevens' season 2 on Blu-Ray.
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When it comes to sex I am like the Energizer bunny. I am covered in pink fur and play the drum.
Alexander Taco Bell may not have invented as much as his grandfather but have you ever had a chili cheese burrito!?
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Alexander Taco Bell may not have invented as much as his grandfather but have you ever had a chili cheese burrito!?