JordanMaywood
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I'll have the revenge. Extra cold.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me once again and I am stuck in some sort of Groundhog Day scenario and shame on me.
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In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream...
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For some reason I get strange looks when I ask the vintage of my juice boxes...
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Fathers lock up your daughters! They are really mean to me....
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I have been taking ecstasy for years AKA Books! Support your local book dealer AKA Library.
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I am trading in my rocking chair for a smooth jazzing chair.
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Back in my day E-Sports was dropping some ecstasy, covering ourselves in oil and wrestling in a pool filled with jello!
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Am I a loser!? Well as the band Beck once said: "Love machines on the sympathy crutches. Discount orgies on the dropout buses..."
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Finally an answer to the question "What if you just listened to the musical parts of a solo bolo mommy?"
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I might be the worlds worst bee keeper and not even know it since I have no kept bees...
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Accidentally signed up for Wife Swamp. Hope The Widow Kulap is OK out there...
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I wouldn't kick her out of bread for eating crackers! Crumbs Regardless
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I think my least favorite jam has to be paper.
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Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes
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Snoop Dogg is going to be in the next season of Game of Thrones. He is voicing Puff the Magic Dragon.
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"Ernest Goes to the White House" would be a better option I think.
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Fuck Buddies rub their genipals together.
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I like my karate moves how I like my pork how I like my saws how I like my mutton named facial hair. #Chops
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I am up the creek with so many paddles that my canoe has sunk due to paddle weight
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Mde a little vid with the Would You Rather Scenario:
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Cheese Please? Mozzarella May I? Can I Camembert? Gimme Gouda? Cheese Whiz or Die?
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We could not decide if we should use the voodoo doll or not and had to move on so we put a pin in it
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Living with Hacksaw Jim Duggan was great cause I had free room and board and board.
While in India I was shocked to see a naked Ellie Kemper in the newly opened delicatessen. Nude Ellie in New Deli in New Dehli.
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While in India I was shocked to see a naked Ellie Kemper in the newly opened delicatessen. Nude Ellie in New Deli in New Dehli.