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Joe Lerini

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    So, I feel like last thread I leaned a little too heavily on bits like "being insanely drunk all the time" and "hitting on certain forumers." So I think this week I'm gonna try to curb those things and try being a nice, normal human. This will take a while for me to learn how to do, so in the meantime, here's a map of Pittsburgh, motherf***ers!

     

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    This is a spot-on parody of my earlier post. As a matter of fact, everything you do is spot-on, cool, funny, sexy, smart, and all around wonderful. I hope you don't mind a butt-ugly loser like me telling you this.

     

    I listened to your Winefeld podcast, and it was incredible. Y'know, that song I uploaded to Soundcloud referenced cherry wine, you could use that as your theme song! Or you could use this:

     

    https://soundcloud.com/joseph-lerini/you

     

    Yep, couldn't think of a better gimmick, so self-loathing stalker creep is what you're stuck with. Enjoy!

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    So, I feel like last thread I leaned a little too heavily on bits like "crushing on fellow forum members" and "being honest about my low self-esteem." So I think this week I'm gonna try to curb those things and do something else. I don't know what that is yet, so in the meantime, here's a Donnie Iris song, because Pittsburgh, motherf***ers!

     

     

     

    (Also, happy birthday Chanson.)

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    I'm nervous to post my picture, because you guys all look so sexy and cool. I'm worried you're all gonna stop being friends with me and exile me to the Improv4Humans forum. So this is me trying to look tough, but I assure you it's purely a defensive strategy.

     

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    Also, no this is not my Halloween costume, but it is me dressed up for a themed event.

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    I dressed as Bob Belcher for Halloween at work today. Don't have pics, sorry. Anyway, on my way to work I came up with these jokes for Dracula if he ever gets a standup gig.

     

    Please say the following in your worst Bela Lugosi impression:

     

    Hey, did you ever notice how Frankenstein has those bolts in his neck? If I were to cast a movie about Frankenstein, he'd be played by Christoph BOLTS!

     

    Speaking of movies, I've been in quite a few, but they never get my favorite director. If I could pick the director of a Dracula movie, I'd pick FANG Lee!

     

    I'm not just about the movies, I love to check out music, too. I went to this great club down at the Black Lagoon, and you'd never guess who was playing there: CREATURE Cetera!

     

    That's my time, you guys have been terrific!

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