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If there is a video episode of Mulaney and Kroll doing their "Oh, Hello" characters, I will donate $100 to Earwolf.
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Kyle Mooney, ideally with Beck Bennett and/or Nick Rutherford
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'Tis a con-salmon-ation de-trout-ly to be fished
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a weirdo who doesn't like traveling in cars?
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I love Pete Holmes
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I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. Those stories and more whenever on some amount of minutes.
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Glue. [That's the catchphrase. Hopefully it will "stick."]
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You can't spell "podcast" without "a third grade education"
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If you don't hear the Simpsons reference in this catchphrase, you can "eat my shorts!" (Answer: In numerous episodes, Bart Simpson says, "the.")
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You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just mind find out you have a terminal illness
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It's a hot dog eat hot dog world out there, so you might as well just say, "What's up."
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I'm sorry, sir, but this is not what I signed up for. I joined the army to shoot guns, not embroider pillows!
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So... you think you can dance?!
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Watch your language! Do you eat out your mother with that mouth?
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I'll tell ya somethin', this ain't yer daddy's comedy show! Unless, of course, your name is Billy Aukerman-Diaz, whose existence I do not acknowledge.
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Hello? Hellooooo? What? What was that? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. I'm pretending my electric shaver is a telephone.
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My name sounds so dumb when Scott says it...
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Other bottled urine companies use urine that has been recycled through the human body, but our urine comes straight from sparkling urine springs
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him turn it into wine, unless he’s some kind of Jesus horse
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I may be have muscular, shapely arms, but socially I'm hopeless -- The only thing I CAN'T throw is a PARTY!
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What the hell is that doing over there? Bring that back here! Who are you, anyway?
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Due to the graphic nature of the podcast, young children should immediately climb back into their mothers' wombs.
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Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul. It's time to get lost in some Rock and Kroll!
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I can't even comprehend the force that doth torture me.
I've been listening to The Cure for five days straight, yet my nose and ears continue to bleed
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I've been listening to The Cure for five days straight, yet my nose and ears continue to bleed