My father had a word for people like you: Peoplewithbignoses!

[My father had a word for people like you: Peoplewithbignoses!]

My father had a word for people like you: Peoplewithbignoses!

[The Tragic Conclusion of the Original Catchphrase]

What's up, hotdog?

What's up, soft drink?

What's up, chips?

What's up, lobster?

What's up, caviar?

What's up, ice cream sundae?

What's up, last meal?

What's up, prison guards?

What's up, family?

What's up, friends?

What's up, warden?

What's up, chamber?

What's up, executioner?

What's up, chair?

What's up, table?

What's up, cardiac monitor?

What's up, IV?

What's up, lethal chemicals?

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[I don't know "For WHO the Bell Tolls," but I'm certainly not tolling my bell of grammatical praise for you!]

I don't know "For WHO the Bell Tolls," but I'm certainly not tolling my bell of grammatical praise for you!

[How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he didn't die last year of prostate cancer?]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he hadn't died last year of prostate cancer?

[If you ever run out of shoe polish to drink, just lick the polish straight off your shoe, silly!]

If you ever run out of shoe polish to drink, just lick the polish straight off your shoe, silly!

[Exciting, forward-thinking new catchphrase]

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where your wildest jeans will come blue!