spaceball87
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It's a hot dog eat hot dog world out there, so you might as well just say, "What's up."
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I'm sorry, sir, but this is not what I signed up for. I joined the army to shoot guns, not embroider pillows!
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Watch your language! Do you eat out your mother with that mouth?
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I'll tell ya somethin', this ain't yer daddy's comedy show! Unless, of course, your name is Billy Aukerman-Diaz, whose existence I do not acknowledge.
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Hello? Hellooooo? What? What was that? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. I'm pretending my electric razor is a telephone.
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Other bottled urine companies use urine that has been recycled through the human body, but our urine comes straight from sparkling urine springs
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him turn it into wine, unless he’s some kind of Jesus horse
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I may be have muscular, shapely arms, but socially I'm hopeless -- The only thing I CAN'T throw is a PARTY!
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What the hell is that doing over there? Bring that back here! Who are you, anyway?
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Due to the graphic nature of the podcast, young children should immediately climb back into their mothers' wombs.
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Catchphrase to be used if Nick Kroll and Chris Rock ever appear on the podcast simultaneously
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I can't even comprehend the force that doth torture me.
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You're not going to get away with giving birth to me, mother.
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Woody Allen here. I'm filling in for your regular host, Scott Aukerman, who's visiting my mother's grave, as I advised him.
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Do you think they have sesame seeds on Sesame Street? I'll bet they do. After all, the name of the show is "Sesame Street."
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Watch out! Human body parts are falling from the sky! Oh, wait. False alarm. Those are just full-bodied human corpses.
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I've got a pretty cool dad. I mean "cool" temperature-wise, because he's dead. Actually, he was kind of a loser when he was alive.
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Today my orthodontist told me to "brace" myself for some great news, and then told me my dog had died. What a guy.
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There are certain things that shouldn't be taken out of context. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Shits Himself Pencil Sharpener?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Lunderman, but no matter how much you hoot and flap your wings, I refuse to send my children to you owl school.
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You mean EVERY t-shirt in this store has graphic pictures of me and my uncle on it?
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Oh, here's an idea: How about ironically saying "My wife!" in a Borat accent?
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