If you touch me just one more time, I'll...I'll.... I'll touch you back Burt Reynold's impersonator.

[If you touch me just one more time, I'll...I'll.... I'll touch you back Burt Reynold's impersonator.]

If you touch me just one more time, I'll...I'll.... I'll touch you back Burt Reynold's impersonator.

[Damn these kids and their toys! I only moved in for the free cable but, I....AM.....OUTTA HERE!]

Damn these kids and their toys! I only moved in for the free cable but, I....AM.....OUTTA HERE!

[Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?...]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?...He sure can cut a rug cain't he? http://theworkofjasongibson.blogspot.com/

[David Cop-a-Feel is my magician name, they call me Pokey in prison.]

Thanks Sol! I dig yours as well. This show is awesome! It gets me through my 24 hours of working for the man.

[No way grandpa! Knock your own coffin off the stand!!!!!]

No way grandpa! Knock your own coffin off the stand!!!!!

[David Cop-a-Feel is my magician name, they call me Pokey in prison.]

David Cop-a-Feel is my magician name, they call me Pokey in prison.

[If you toss my salad....I'll throw you a bone.]

If you toss my salad....I'll throw you a bone.

["God damn it! I asked for Transformers and you bring me Gobots? You're breaking my balls here!"]

"God damn it! I asked for Transformers and you bring me Gobots? You're breaking my balls here!"

["I used to have a dream then I woke up and realized my grandmother turned off my breathing machine."]

"I used to have a dream then I woke up and realized my grandmother turned off my breathing machine."

[Episode 239 — New Dad]

Great episode! Being a dad, I could totally relate to wanting to raise my child up as a clone of myself. "Daddy" is a great name for a precious little girl. I really hope Scott can relate one day to being a new dad but, I feel he's going to have to live through others. One day though, I think Scott should borrow a baby, maybe a month old one and just take it home, leave it lying around the house, wash it off maybe, feed it...just see what it's like to have one around.

[If you've come here for comedy, then you're in the right place....if you've come here to talk politics, then G T F O ya wacko!]

If you've come here for comedy, then you're in the right place....if you've come here to talk politics, then G T F O ya wacko!

[Where we use beef jerky to keep our pants up and snack on leather belts.]

Where we use beef jerky to keep our pants up and snack on leather belts.

[Ain't no potty, like a port-a-potty cause the port-a-potty don't stop up!]

Ain't no potty, like a port-a-potty cause the port-a-potty don't stop up! - Am I right? I think so, yeah, cuz port-a-potty's don't flush..........I'll go ahead and shut my face up now. :|