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What was Willy trying to protect Colin from during the soccer game? You're SUPPOSED to stop the ball on your chest or foot or hit it with your head or whatever. That's not dodgeball. Canadians have no idea how soccer works, do they? Now my main issue with this film.... umm was Willy on some sort of medication at the beginning? If he wasn't he probably should have been because seriously, he was mentally ill. I'm not talking about vivid imagination and phases kids go through and stuff, no, no, the kid had serious mental issues, seeing and hearing things, talking about a "safe place" and all that... now I'm no child psychologist but I do think this is some serious stuff. right there This film was terrible but it did manage to make me feel really, really bad for this child and the scary part is, I don't think after Gooby's gone he's gonna get better. How's the father and son bonding, gonna solve anything? Maybe at some point the dad's gonna realize: "I've not been paying enough attention to this child but now that I've spent more time with him, boy does he need some serious professional help!". And the cool kids ONLY led him in their circle because a guy in a bear suit who they thought was his dad let them see an R rated film. The bully ONLY left him alone because a creepy man in a bear suit made him piss his pants. Willy did not learn anything out of this, he still won't be able to make friends and he'll still be bullied and he'll probably get his weird schizo episodes back after Gooby's gone, nothing's resolved, really, aside from him and his dad getting closer.

I liked it, I thought it was interesting, beautifully shot and clever. I don't think we can dig into "how insane the premise was" since the plot is more of an allegory and social commentary.

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Iiiiii... kind of know what you mean? Like there was a joke in Superman III, when the evil businessman guy told Richard Pryor "I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.". I thought that joke was really funny and it made me laugh. Then in the show Jason went: "This is SUPERMAN, Gus is RICHARD PRYOR!" and I thought... "yeah, that's the whole point of the joke in the movie and it's funny"... Same thing with all the Hudson Hawk moments of intentional cartoony silliness. It works when a joke is shitty and doesn't land and the guys accent on that but when they don't treat the joke as a joke it... just... kind of doesn't. Not very eloquent, I know but you get what I mean. Still, I wouldn't get all emotional about it like you did though. I still love the podcast, I don't think things like that take away from the quality. The guys can't be all perfect all the time, they make a lot of errors (that's why we have the corrections and omissions) and in fact I often disagree with them. I don't think the point of the show is for them to present a well formulated, deep critical analysis, I think a HUGE part of the appeal is the guys' frustration when trey try and figure out what the fuck is going on, also the chemistry between them.

Oh yeah and Roadhouse of course. And also I genuinely think the Super Mario Bros movie had some really interesting ideas and was a lot of fun. If it was just a movie called Dinoland or something with no connection to the game and no attempts to shoehorn the Mario Bros franchise in it, I think it could have been really good.

The Fast & Furious films, Mortal Kombat, Punisher: Warzone and... yeah I guess I admit it, I actually like Hudson Hawk.

They made it clear in the film that they were brothers. When love interest enters the bank creepy mute brother blocks her way, silently asking for ID (I assume?) and tubby brother goes something like "Come on, show it to him, big deal, even I have to do it every day and I'm his brother". Not a direct quote but something along these lines.

Listen. You can't fool me with your arguments, my position on this movie stands and it is that it is fucking awesome. Not as good as the original, yeah, but which movie is really? So yeah, Robocop 2 is a pretty awesome movie. There's the failed prototypes, there's the child drug lord wannabe, there's the drug addicted robot villain with the mario 64-like facescreen thing, I can go on an on, I can write a whole 6 pages long essay on why this movie is awesome.

Wasn't the ending of this sort of similar to Kickboxer, in a sense that JCVD's brother was paralyzed by the main bad guy too and his girlfriend was beaten as well and he was also blackmailed to lose but then when he saw all his friends safe he ultimately won?

"Plot Keywords: sexual attraction | corvette | barefoot | watching porn | woman in towel | See more » " I see...

I loved the man as a kid and I idolized him. I think he's a piece of shit now. Maybe it's a touchy subject and you deliberately avoided mentioning it but here's a clip of him and his piece of shit son Nick talking on the phone. The son was in prison for turning another kid vegetable as a result of a drunk driving crash. Father and son Hogan both agree that it's only the other kid's fault for ending up that way:

Would I be ridiculed and laughed at if I admitted that I really, really want Felicia Day as a guest at some point? Also for people who've already been on the show, I really, really wouldn't mind it if you brought back Kulap.

Remember when in the Bad Ass episode Danny Trejo himself said McConaughey was one of these scary people who when you look them in the eye you see a little something that you just don't know? Watch True Detective and see how spot on Trejo was when he said that: The best thing on TV by right now by the way.

Do you think it was Jason's idea that the sister should be called Angela?

I am gonna go ahead and admit that I love the second Robocop almost as much as the first. The third was still shit though.

Yeah,... no. Sorry, Paul, but you tricked me once when you made me go and see this piece of shit, called After Earth. Sorry, I am not falling for this again.

Yes, this is an actual song from this absurd and insanely awesome movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys Nowhere near the quality of the first movie, but still way way better than the second.

And her lips are even more inflated than usual.

That's exactly what I was wondering as well! My assumption was that he had used the sliced off fingerprint several times before the escape in order to go out and observe the air drop. But I am probably wrong since that was just my brain intuitively searching for the most reasonable explanation and things that happened in that movie were anything but reasonable. Why did that tiger keep stalking JCVD without doing anything? It could have jumped and ripped him apart at any time, it didn't have a problem killing that thug with the ponytail. But with JCVD it was just walking to him in a threatening Tom & Jerry manner. It almost felt like if it had come any closer it would have started stepping really slowly on two feet raising his paws and opening his mouth wiiiiide realllyyyyyy slooooowwwwly, giving Jean Claude time to escape right at the moment it's teeth snap... Or shove a grenade down it's throat, because why not this movie loved grenades.

Exactly. The Street Fighter and Daredevil episodes were some of the best and funniest and they had had both people who knew the source material and ones who didn't know anything about it. I think that's the best combination possible.

I know and I don't want it done. I just thought you guys might find it interesting that Uwe's craziness continues. I mean he's persistent, I'll give him that but...

Hey, guys, guess what! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2379386/ Yep:

If you added Wynona Ryder to the four leads of The Craft you'd pretty much have a list of the women I wanted to fuck the most as a teenager.

I love this scene where while walking through the woods Willem Dafoe suddenly stumbles upon the Fantastic Mister Fox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E Also if you want to see Dafoe's dick literally cum blood, that's the film you're looking for.

I would AGAIN like to point out that the popular Mortal Kombat main theme that you all love is actually a rip off of a 1992 Eurodance song by 2 Unlimited called Twilight Zone: Come on, at least give these guys SOME credit...