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    Episode 80.5 — Minisode 80.5

    Of course you remember it but can I still remind you of the beautiful 1992 song by 2 Unlimited, that the movie got it's main theme from? Of course I can:
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    Episode 80 — Jack Frost: LIVE!

    Seriously, talented people on the board, I love you when you get creative. Loved the "My dad is a snow spider" poster, now I think we need a picture of the yellow John Leguizamo snowman, that Dan Harmon was talking about.
  3. I would honestly prefer Christensen over Shia LaBeouf.
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    Episode 76.5 — Minisode 76.5

    Bruce Willis is really going the extra mile with his one-lines in this one (spoilers): I love this movie no matter what anyone says. It's just so campy and ridiculous and idiotic and trying too hard, how can you not love it.
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    skyscraper

    Allow me:
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    Mystery Science Theater 3000

    Can't believe nobody mentioned Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders.
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    Dead Alive AKA Braindead (1992)

    Dead Alive is easily the best film Peter Jackson ever made! By far. If you don't believe me, just check out this catholic kung-fu priest vs. zombies scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
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    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    I forgot to add that it was all Billy Baldwin's fault that his cousin died! He knew their every move was being tracked electronically, credit cards, phones, everything, and yet instead of trying to keep her away, he decides to fax her and bring KGB right to her door. It was the Guile/Blanca "We're coming for you Charlie!" thing from the Street Fighter movie all over again.
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    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    My Russian is not perfect but I'm pretty sure "6#>" says something like "Start English language system". By the way did anyone else feel bad for the cat that died in Cindy's exploding house? The one that didn't wanna watch the news with Cindy? :-(
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    No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

    This scene alone deserves a good few minutes of commentary: Also I think there is already a thread about this movie here somewhere...
  11. I too don't understand this at all. The thought of Ellie being a robot the whole time crossed my mind as well, you know, I remembered that at some point during the sex scene (did we REALLY need three sex scenes by the way, JESUS!) he said "don't you ever get tired?" and "How old are you?" and she said "I am older than I look!" or something. So that might be a clue, I don't know... Maybe the old man did not have a daughter at all and Irish Samhain warlock thought that doctor Drunk was getting too suspicious so he dragged him into this trap? I really don't know, I mean I know some films are left open to interpretation and all but this one... no matter how you try to interpret it it doesn't make any sense at all, nothing adds up.
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    Only the Strong (1993)

    I legitimately and unironically love the dance fighting scenes in this movie and find them beautifully choreographed. And yeah, it's definitely HDTGM material. As is every movie that Marc Dakascos is in. The main villain looks like an evil, Brazilian Adrian Paul. Here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpvjMffbNE And here's the beginning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ-knBky6S0 The whole thing is on Youtube by the way. :-)
  13. Anyone remember this little diamond of a film? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_WLLtjbIjI It has a ton of semi-stars, a man karate kicking and smashing a fly on a glass window (without touching the window), bullet dodging back flips and so much more! The completely bizarre premise is basically Kickboxer meets The Quest, all set in the wild west, it's apparently based on a true story (whoa!) and somehow manages to include every movie cliche and character stereotype known to man. Also it's really watchable and fun...
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    I, Frankenstein (2014)

    So wait, the Underworld people don't know that the whole appeal of their series was Kate Beckinsale in an S&M costume? They thought people liked it because it had a captivating story or something? Hahahaha... wow!
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    Savate (1995, also known as The Fighter)

    Sorry about that, can anyone move this to "bad movie recommendations", please, thanks in advance!)
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    The Fifth Element (1997)

    So what happened with Jovovich two years later then, she got too old?
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    So was The Lion King.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    Jamie Foxx and that other security guy wanted to watch Robin and Robin fuck SO BAD! Why would anyone in the world want to watch Robin Williams have sex? I don't think I could, i think my brain just wouldn't be able to deal with the trauma. And was Jamie Foxx actually getting off on the sounds of Robin Williams' moaning? What was that?!
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    For Y'ur Height Only (1981)

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    Favorite Character Name

    That and Marion Cobretti. Another amazing HDTGM name is Battlefield Earth's Jonnie Goodboy Tyler. Jean-Claude Van Damme also has a ton of silly character names, if I had to pick just one that would probably be Chance Bordeaux from Hard Target.
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    Sliver (1993)

    Yes, Final Analysis, the one with the lighthouse!
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    Sliver (1993)

    I remember there was a whole wave of shitty erotic thrillers in the 90's like Sliver, Basic Instinct, Color of night, like... Poison Ivy and... was there one with Richard Gere? I seem to recall something like that... Oh and wow, not to mention all those godawful B movies with Shannon Tweed... Also when I watch any of the three, you know, not so successful Baldwin brothers (ones that are not Alec), it always feels like someone tried to clone Alec but something went terribly wrong...
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    Sliver (1993)

    I actually really liked that version and still do.
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