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  9. Posted

    I forgot to add that it was all Billy Baldwin's fault that his cousin died! He knew their every move was being tracked electronically, credit cards, phones, everything, and yet instead of trying to keep her away, he decides to fax her and bring KGB right to her door. It was the Guile/Blanca "We're coming for you Charlie!" thing from the Street Fighter movie all over again.

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    Yeah, I can see that. He's logging into another server and then is changed to root user. That's why the percent sign next to the command changes to a hash sign by the time he types in "/usr/local/..."

     

    But that Cryllic it looks like he's running a command, because he has a flag and piping it into another program. Does anyone know Cryllic?

     

    My Russian is not perfect but I'm pretty sure "6#>" says something like "Start English language system".

     

    By the way did anyone else feel bad for the cat that died in Cindy's exploding house? The one that didn't wanna watch the news with Cindy?

    :-(

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  12. Posted

    I'm a little surprised no one *cough*June*cough* proposed that Ellie had ALWAYS been a robot from the beginning. The thought crossed my mind. Granted, it makes no sense whatsoever.

     

    But if they had just turned Ellie into a robot or built her from scratch in that (maybe) two-hour period, why would they have the robot tied down on a gurney in that room? Maybe she was always a robot, got too into her character, needed to be re-programmed and the straps were a precaution in case it didn't take.

     

    I too don't understand this at all. The thought of Ellie being a robot the whole time crossed my mind as well, you know, I remembered that at some point during the sex scene (did we REALLY need three sex scenes by the way, JESUS!) he said "don't you ever get tired?" and "How old are you?" and she said "I am older than I look!" or something. So that might be a clue, I don't know... Maybe the old man did not have a daughter at all and Irish Samhain warlock thought that doctor Drunk was getting too suspicious so he dragged him into this trap? I really don't know, I mean I know some films are left open to interpretation and all but this one... no matter how you try to interpret it it doesn't make any sense at all, nothing adds up.

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  13. Posted

    I legitimately and unironically love the dance fighting scenes in this movie and find them beautifully choreographed. And yeah, it's definitely HDTGM material. As is every movie that Marc Dakascos is in. The main villain looks like an evil, Brazilian Adrian Paul. Here's the trailer:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBpvjMffbNE

     

    And here's the beginning:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ-knBky6S0

     

    The whole thing is on Youtube by the way. :-)

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    Anyone remember this little diamond of a film?

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_WLLtjbIjI

     

    It has a ton of semi-stars, a man karate kicking and smashing a fly on a glass window (without touching the window), bullet dodging back flips and so much more! The completely bizarre premise is basically Kickboxer meets The Quest, all set in the wild west, it's apparently based on a true story (whoa!) and somehow manages to include every movie cliche and character stereotype known to man.

     

    Also it's really watchable and fun...

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    Interestingly enough, his 2nd wife was in The Fifth Element (she's the blue lady) and he apparently started up the affair with Jovovich on set. And just so everyone feels super uncomfortable, he married that same 2nd wife when she was 16 and he was 33. She claims Leon was inspired by their relationship (which started when she was 15). Now if you'll excuse me, I need to vomit.

     

    So what happened with Jovovich two years later then, she got too old?

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  19. Posted

    Jamie Foxx and that other security guy wanted to watch Robin and Robin fuck SO BAD! Why would anyone in the world want to watch Robin Williams have sex? I don't think I could, i think my brain just wouldn't be able to deal with the trauma. And was Jamie Foxx actually getting off on the sounds of Robin Williams' moaning? What was that?!

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  21. Posted

    John Leguizamo tells a story about Seagal attacking him on the set of this movie. Supposedly he laughed at something ridiculous Seagal said and in turn Seagal elbowed him in the stomach and threw him against a wall. Then when Leguizamo started telling the story in his standup, Seagal threatened to sue him.

     

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  22. Posted

    Lincoln Hawk (Seriously, that must be Stallone's best name)

     

    That and Marion Cobretti.

    Another amazing HDTGM name is Battlefield Earth's Jonnie Goodboy Tyler.

    Jean-Claude Van Damme also has a ton of silly character names, if I had to pick just one that would probably be Chance Bordeaux from Hard Target.

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    I remember there was a whole wave of shitty erotic thrillers in the 90's like Sliver, Basic Instinct, Color of night, like... Poison Ivy and... was there one with Richard Gere? I seem to recall something like that... Oh and wow, not to mention all those godawful B movies with Shannon Tweed...

     

    Also when I watch any of the three, you know, not so successful Baldwin brothers (ones that are not Alec), it always feels like someone tried to clone Alec but something went terribly wrong...

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