IHugKittens
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June's theory about how Seagal used deer penis as an elaborate prank to bring out Wayans' feminine side and make him cry and make him redecorate his own apartment, I choked laughing, couldn't breathe and was literally afraid that I might die (I use "literally" in the old fashioned meaning, not the one in the new changed dictionary).
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Keep your hands down low where he can see them!
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The 80's. Karate. Bruce Lee's ghost. Van Damme as an evil Russian karate master.
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Excellent recommendation!
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Another thing I remembered. At the very beginning Gymkata Guy does his parallel bars thing, wins the medal, or whatever the hell it is that happened and the camera strongly focuses on this blonde girl with a really 80's haircut. She looks happy and is presumably his girlfriend because she casually runs to him through the cheering crowd as if to kiss and congratulate him. And as she tries to approach him, she is stopped by the CIA agents and just remains there standing with a "what just happened?" expression on her face. She is never seen in the movie again.
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Of all the people in this film the one with the porn past was Thorg? Wow. If I had to guess which one has been in porn I would have said Zamir.
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Oh and also, at the banquet when Thorg appears the protagonist gets all excited and says something like "Hey, Thorg, I am Johnathan Cabot, I am a big fan!" to which Thorg doesn't respond. He's a big fan of what? Is Thorg also a gymnast? Or a movie star possibly?
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Okay, so speaking of likenesses and how the khan looks like Mel Brooks and stuff, I have another one. Okay I know this may sound a bit weird but for some bizarre reason I got a Marky Mark-esque vibe from Kurt Thomas. Marky Mark-esque as in... Marky Mark playing Dirk Diggler playing Brock Landers in Boogie Nights. Maybe this visual similarity works in my head only, I dunno, I hope not.
Anyway here's Marky:
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And here's Gymkata guy:
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Equilibrium (2002)
in Bad Movie Recommendations
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Does anyone else here wanna try the drug from this film just to see what it's like? When I saw that film I kept thinking about how I wanna try that drug and also it bugged me that people who've been doing it for their whole lives would not have any withdrawals when they suddenly quit like that. Then I though Okay maybe it's just not addictive but then I thought, wait if the evil government wants everyone to do a drug isn't the best way to achieve that to just make it addictive? I am over analyzing a movie in which Christian Bale uses "gunkata" to defend a dog, that he hid in the truck of his car. He also slices off the front part of a man's head with a katana and it takes that man like a minute to dramatically do a dying pose until the cut off part (which is like half his head) finally falls, slowly sliding down.