A decent-looking lad called Dennis Skinner rents an apartment in a couple's house, Kerry and Geoff. At night he roams the streets with a goodie-bag filled with knives looking for victims to skin, constantly followed by the hobbling, wobbling junkie Heidi who was mutilated by him and is now looking for revenge. Dennis is attracted to Kerry and wants to show her the real him.
Ricki Lake (The talk show lady)
Traci Lords (A former porn star)
Paul Hart-Wilden (who has written 2 horror shorts, 1 feature horror (Skinner), 1 feature thriller, and another screenplay that has yet to become a movie in his film career since 1989!)
Ivan Nagy (he's done directing for a bunch of tv movies and some porn)
This has all of the ingredients to be made fun of.