KrangkaDelic

Act now to secure your candied futures

You wouldn't hire Pagliacci to fix a leak in the john, so whats with the clowns, Hernandez?/

friends like these, right chief?

Grease, which is slime , makes for great locomotion; grease aids your everyday dealings

Black-mailing the remaining Falcon Crest cast members is how I pay for these attack ads.

i'm not vain or nothin', but I really think that song is about me

Why go out for cheese-burgers if you hate people so much?

'Right-wing,' said Fred, because he was the political one

Mantranchula spins a gruesome web; his friends accept him, nonetheless

I'm reading this sentence NOW.

Won't someone please think of the chilled Ren; before he moved in with Stimpy, when he was way easier to hang with.

I wouldn't say Bob Saget is a comedic powerhouse, I'd say he's a real blooperconductor

akin 2 renegade master

grampschnamp, hurtlot fortenblast

I am the wall-nut, he is the egg-plant; this is the way out of here.

so, you're now up to speed on Operation Curtail Basic Freedoms, you'll agree that Poor Ol' Pete in Pensions presently plans pre-meditated patricide; please pursue primary pariah (aka Poor Ol' Pete in Pensions) persistently - for this purpose pulpit proceeds may pay port princes primary pleasures (putting proteins on patrol). Plead, then pray for prize, pro-consul; proving pedants' precise perjury in public prevents patients provocation - PERMANENTLY. . . . . . ...peace

Flat-topped shock-jocks' flip-flopped ham-hock opens dry docked Plymouth Rock mom'n'pop crack spot?!? Not on my watch.

Guys, I wouldn't mind if we started calling this guy 'Tarry' Potter from now on, so frequent are his lapses in time-keeping.

Not so lowly now, eh Beetle-bug?

Prudence bade you seal your urge-hole before Consuela had made the top of the stairs.

When Long-Form Improv Daddy ends a scene, some ho be gettin' pregnant.

ARMIN - dont go! youre the one who taught me that lifes a journey and i'll never forget you...but remember noone care what your problems about ren and stimpys chronological genre-placement are......lifes unfair i know.....

Tropes are for dopes.

My friends went wet-humping in Connecticut, and all I got was this lousey catchphrase

schtrong schtuff