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Don't be such a Suspicious Aloysius, i was just looking for my penis in your wifes' vagina. Oh there it is! Buh-bye!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BREAST QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark how your mother milks that Smothers brothers' udder; the breasts laid bare - just hanging there.

I'm happiest when I make the c-word bang bang

Was Freddie Mercury tight? Well we didn't call him the mean of Queen for nothing...

Cry, Havoc; cry like the little baby we all know you are.

the road to smell is paved with food digestions

oh you'll love W.C. Fields' lizard; they say he's the comedians' chameleon

you're quite certain there's cooze, Penelope Cruz?

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r u illuminaty?

Goose-step your way into popular culture the easy way - with slippers and a pipe

Michael Dorn is courteous and warm, while Brent Spiner has a positronic vagina.

The nonchalant commandants' curious confidant courts curlews quietly in a corner; his discreet secretions mask deep depletions of feelings kinder and softer and warmer.

Valinor Tree maintenance fee? Lembas E-Z pass? Mithril utilities bill? I for one find these Tolkien re-birthings to be singularly taxing.

"If you've been struck by, or indeed touched by a smooth criminal, please holla at your homeboy."

Rogaine is a helluva drug

John Madden, Alladin and Gates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

John Madden, Alladin and Aates Mcfadden, all secretly funded Osama Bin Laden

"Careful you dont dance yourself right into the poorhouse, Fred Astaire." said his well-meaning Priest.

Nice clothes, Axl Rose!

your nards, wolfman; are exquisite.

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Shem, Ham and the others shared anxious looks as the early onset Arkinsons spread, consuming their once proud hell-raising aussie firebrand father, reducing him to faux-theatrics in-front of a green screen that he swore before God contained the essence of every animal on the planet; a nation mourns his sanities passing.

Tony Danzas' final stanza awaits you grim with tired limb.