KrangkaDelic

xenophobic biro, more like

1%er problems

Why can't I shit AND get off the pot? Shouldn't be poo-tually exclusive.

hobart, hobart gramptychamp

Catch is to Phrase as Nash is to Bridges

So if an ageing jazz legend told you to stick your hand in the fire you would?

cocaine makes me better than you

Eazy E-T died of space aids - foam ho's 2 much and that what you get

and you're sure it was Iggy Pop who sent you here? not just someone dressed up as Iggy Pop?

whose dick you gotta suck to get a blow job around here?

euphoric, sophomoric, wilting openly in our shared December: robin red breasts' unapologetic erection elicits shame and callous indifference, verily; and yet in spite of this we hold hands beneath birch and fir, awaiting re-admittance to the wheelhouse of Our Lord.

bravo sir

old podcasts were scaffolding once, and workmen whistling

i do what the washington cabal tells me.

i miss her

Kessel crawl, Kessel walk, THEN Kessell Run

i just saw Stringer Bell kiss Chewbacca on his butt lips

mind you dont utter the W-word around RiFF RaFF, he insists we use the term 'Wafrican Wamerican'.

we all died a little that evening when pa killed us

that is not what I meant, at all

Tell me when we go down the mine; tell me Kuato, Kuato, Kuato

Wow, your parlour sounds RAD, spider, thanks for the invite; just give me 2 minutes to finish licking this turd and i'll buzz right over.

gramp champ, gramp champ-hampty bamp, floorgreaser hermiole inst gynvale - hunder junvale; yest and freas, munty mamban; umpfka hereeks vertibrale!

oh terror, its Egg Begley jnr and Omletteia Newton John; SCRAMBLE!!!

when is it?