KrangkaDelic

the meek shall inherit my girth, Gramgrams' war medals, and maybe some clotting problems, tests come back Tuesday.

If you laurel my hardy i'll garland your judy

Guess I picked the wrong week to quit quoting movies

from Degrassi to Tallahassee, Spikes' foetus shows one and all its flashy chassis

"What kind of a wizard am I, that my own mother wants me dead?" - James Gandalfini

This is gonnna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you, thats why they call it suicide

Pop Hitlers of the world, unite and drink soda

that first bit with andy daly when he was just rambling about the minutiae of his public performances was some of the funniest shit ive heard in ages, he should have just kept on that!

mean mister custards sorting out pudding i hope

MICHAEL! Show Walter my ass, and draw particular attention to the fact it can jet-ski AND karate real well.

Resisting Ronalds relish we went wilfully to the throneroom of odorous officeworkers and all ablebodied companions curtailed correctly for freedoms' folly. then we went home.

Every old catchphrase i see reminds me of my Father when he had fallen in love with death; but this one reminds me of Juniper berries and charge cards

Prepare yourself for some early-onset Palzeimhers' its Comedy Bang! Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Marticulate? cabbage planning fsunday...tar//////////

"TROPIC BUM-DER", SHE SAID, HER HAIR LIFTING IN THE BREEZE THAT PLAYED UPON THE SHUTTERED STORE FRONTS OF THE PROMENADE, EYEING ME LIKE I KNEW WHAT THE HELL SHE WAS ON ABOUT, SO I LIED A SMILE RIGHT BACK AT HER AND DREW HER CLOSER AS THE WIND STIFFENED AND WE CONTINUED TOGETHER IN THE FADING EVENING, "NO, NO I GET IT BABY, I GET IT."

When I'm not raidin' panties in the Girls' sorority, I'm chillin'; bustin' chops like a Kosher Food Authority.

place my mothers' night-shawl back on the dresser from whence you purloined it, Detective Tickles; it falls not in the realm of your investigations' jurisdiction...

This catchphrase wouldn't succeed even it was dropped into an over-stocked granary with a functioning vacuum cleaner nailed to both hands

"Canapé?!" is what they say....Well Canapé is what we do... Canapé both night and day; cos nothing else platters.

when i kiss you i put you in my face-jail, / hash tag EASY STRETCH, NEW FISH, LIFER

Don't tell mom the babysitters' dead brother is backing our play against the Gambinos from beyond the grave - just tell her I love her

"Hang 10, Fredy; Sweet Mavis she's a callin!"

Dump a hefty one for Jesus

spanked child, foie gras, power without pity; i'm listing out the foibles of the rich and the shitty. this is jam hot. this is jam hot.

hold me, thrill me, kiss me, bill me

That's strike TWO, Krang! - if I catch you playing footsie with my sister once more you're banned from Thanksgiving dinner