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i'm not sayin' Politics is fat ...BUT: go fuck your mother
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oh hi claudio, how are you getting on? oh great, fantastic, im glad youre settling in over here now, great. great stuff yeah, oh really? really? i didnt know Rolando was opening up a shop over here, thats great! where abouts is it? Off High St, ooo! Fancy fancy Claudio, I'll have to pop by. When;s he opening? the 18th. oh well i suppose you're busy now helping him out? oh no, you fell out? over fuckshitcunt? no! god thats terrible now Claudio. Isnt reepeeteepeeyeepeereepeegeeheekeeleeceeweeseeqee not going to come over to visit you? and the two of you fighting! god almighty, i hope you'll patch things up before then please god, sure everyone falls out you know, but sure the trick is to forget about it and move on. alright sure i'll leave you be Claudo by-byeee! what a wanker. greasy fuck. TAXI!
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in like flynn platonically
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announcing jesus as the king of the jews was the original oscars' slip up
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he was in fact kong of the jews, and even that is in dispute (check out youtube for doc) since the diaspora there has been no certified messiah, although many have claimed to be none were and so let it be here in the humble stable-like space that is this comment on a catchphrase that i that is me proclaim that the person called me, I The Voblex is to be and foreever always has been heretowith before as to always enfollow that it is known that i am both king of all jews and kong of most jews. so. honeymoon period over, you jews owe me money... TITHE me, bitches. sunday will now be called RENT day and i will be over to collect m'tithe, and some m'titty too, aint that right yentas, wink wink loin play etc ok, 'part from that alls good sam, keep it up, i am proud of you all and love you all too. promised land to follow. both king and kong OUT. PS - whats with this trump clown? oi vey! -
One, Two: buckle my shoe. Three, Four: take notes - shoe buckling report on my desk, noon tomorrow.
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thazz my Billions spek skript yo -
ted danson fed hanson red ants from a bedpan, son.
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Tropes are literary devices, just so you know.
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Preston Sturges repressed yon urges lest mon splurges
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Turgid dirges from halfcut fergus only spurred us to goad nerfherders -
help me phlegmy davis. help me with your big ol dick
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Thats u phlegmy davis help me s.a. with ur b.o.d. -
late teens are natures late teen sex dolls
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My favorite Beatles album about vaginoplasty? Probably Revulva.
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Vaginal Blistery Cure was hack bullshit. Revulva wins.- 1 reply
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ole spuddy feeling gut sick this morning. hes not peeling well.
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u guys c the black mirror where it was a good show?
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Me needer Lost ep achuckle -
-sung- a squid a squid a squid is red. a squid a squid lives in your head
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A giant squid lives in your mind and makes u think of thoughts unkind its big and red like i sung before it makes u shit urself it makes u snore. It used to live nextdoor to a temple where it drew its world in books with pencils. Not to be outshined by other things squiddy took up the study of ancient rings. Thru 3 whole decades squiddy studied, in cambridge where he roomed with a buddy. Eventually squiddy was ready to start so he packed up his rings and his books in a cart. Stowing on board a a turkish freighter squiddy showed the world his balls and said see u later. Then he figured out mind control and now we are here. -
puddles are just Natures cool glasses of water
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The use of the phononim too