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KrangkaDelic

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  1. Ole spuddie sit u down and show u hitchs rope ole spuddy b obsequious ole spuddy b real cool ole spuddy b the einstein and u dix b tha foolz Money aint no problem bitch i pay like i in court lets spend the day being o so gay and building little forts dahz ole spuddy there u potate playaz and potate hoz ole spuddie kill u bitch fronters spektakualy and blouw
  2. ∗SHITS IN THE PLASTIC BAG LIKE A MAN∗
  3. While Flahertys fat old neice mad from the platypus feast whipped out her hair ridden teats and sprayed us in rancidy yeast
  4. but father time he jeers my eyes.
  5. this kiebler belt dont fit so good now on account of all them taters Spuddie does be chompin; on. SPACE CHOMPIN TATERS~~~~~~
  6. KrangkaDelic

    life is a butt dream

    i dream in jeansies
  7. thats right ill be the potato man from here on in, i guess you could call me Spud!! bwah hahah! yeah ole spud here!!! just hangin round the farm, feeling comfortable in my SKIN!!! but its cold so im feeling a bit chippy, i mean nippy! not chippy haha! and yeah captain bligh is a problem for marlon brandon but ole Spud here is terrified of captain BLIGHT!!!! hohohoho. hey shit, kind of using up most of my A material about potatos, but you know ive launched intothe whole persona thing . fuck. right well i think that was enough potato gold for you guys for now. ill just switch back to writing any old shite, but if a great potato phrase (haha!) comes to me in the mean time you best believe spud a gonnadrop that shit right on this *chip* board. hahah!
  8. KrangkaDelic

    nice try, sugarpie

    tho no cigar avatar
  9. KrangkaDelic

    haha - Judges RULE

    i'll allow it
  10. just lemme shit out this last haters chuggy nuggy first yo, then it be all like BLAUW!
  11. or so we want you to think you foolish shit flecked dick whore
  12. workshop that, maybe run a sketch or two off it, bare bones stuff really at first, then flesh it out. once thats safe in the can leave it to one side and forget about it for a bit. Focus on the essentials in your own life, pinpoint the niggling put-offs youve been putting off and really ask yourself - why am i putting off these tasks. theyre simple tasks right? easy stuff - light work guys, so what's up bubba? why the procrastinating? teetering on the knife's edge - that's you alright! NOW return to the John Woke idea and by this stage everything about the whole thing will be funny. swearsies.
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