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Everything posted by KrangkaDelic
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ole spuddie make dat Chewwy gooey like a bowl of stewy tabouleh
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Bob dole crazy roll -
Ole spuddie sit u down and show u hitchs rope ole spuddy b obsequious ole spuddy b real cool ole spuddy b the einstein and u dix b tha foolz Money aint no problem bitch i pay like i in court lets spend the day being o so gay and building little forts dahz ole spuddy there u potate playaz and potate hoz ole spuddie kill u bitch fronters spektakualy and blouw
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To boldly go where no hey man has nonged before
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Type o negative -
SHIT IN THE PLASTIC BAG LIKE A FUCKING MAN, YOU PANSY!
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∗SHITS IN THE PLASTIC BAG LIKE A MAN∗ -
I lube the bridegrooms sideboob so as to keep him reliable ...like pussy or the bible
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Ill sought you are. And rustive. -
I count 16 distinct slivers of feces, Melissa.
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but father time he jeers my eyes. -
ol' Spuddie typin' 'bout some other veggie? n'ahhh dude - Ol' Spuddie ain't no tater-traitah!!!!
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he is in fact as loyal and steadfast as a bitch on buckfast -
i dream in jeansies
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thats right ill be the potato man from here on in, i guess you could call me Spud!! bwah hahah! yeah ole spud here!!! just hangin round the farm, feeling comfortable in my SKIN!!! but its cold so im feeling a bit chippy, i mean nippy! not chippy haha! and yeah captain bligh is a problem for marlon brandon but ole Spud here is terrified of captain BLIGHT!!!! hohohoho. hey shit, kind of using up most of my A material about potatos, but you know ive launched intothe whole persona thing . fuck. right well i think that was enough potato gold for you guys for now. ill just switch back to writing any old shite, but if a great potato phrase (haha!) comes to me in the mean time you best believe spud a gonnadrop that shit right on this *chip* board. hahah!
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the exclusive recluses useless excuses confuses Confucius cos he such a doofus
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noonan -
russias main exports include vodka, radiation and pushy miserable people.
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and the odd theremin -
Tarry! Lest mine mater expel velocity infused lead pellets.
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satchel warlock fromage ribery -
i'll ass-eat your cock in the name of anti-semitism no probs, bra
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just lemme shit out this last haters chuggy nuggy first yo, then it be all like BLAUW! -
Tu domicilio en Mexicate ha sido aceptado
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or so we want you to think you foolish shit flecked dick whore -
check out this sentence you fucking dickheads
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you would wouldn't you -
If you want a joke then turn John Wick into John Woke
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workshop that, maybe run a sketch or two off it, bare bones stuff really at first, then flesh it out. once thats safe in the can leave it to one side and forget about it for a bit. Focus on the essentials in your own life, pinpoint the niggling put-offs youve been putting off and really ask yourself - why am i putting off these tasks. theyre simple tasks right? easy stuff - light work guys, so what's up bubba? why the procrastinating? teetering on the knife's edge - that's you alright! NOW return to the John Woke idea and by this stage everything about the whole thing will be funny. swearsies.