KrangkaDelic

dense shit

cant say your own words, mister rudderless? eewww mr director i cant do anything myself poo poo there see i didnt even pooo that out my bum, steven spielberg pooed it. out my bum. CUT! hahahah

when i was trying to buy my solar panel the guy was trying to rip me off and then didnt show for ages etcetc, so when i paid for it eventually i did so with notes that i wiped on my ass!!! i still remember his face when i sped away in the taxi. hohoho. victory was mine. so how do you know that you havent got some of my ass notes in your wallet right now. hipster? huh? huh? victory eternal is mine. unless you dont have a wallet. or youre not a hipster. but then why would you be reading this? unless... unless... unless. god damn it life is so complicated. you hear the one about elon musk on the swing? no? ok check this out - why did elon musk fall off the swing? because hes a cunt victory is mine once more.

you see the monsignor on your way out and he'll punch your ticket, you get me?

2 date

commmand of my big ole dick that is. *says the word 'zoinks'* *then gets HELLA laid*

culture now NOW

pah chu chu

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a bit 'inside baseball' - apologies tittter

gaymen

poo dick

like donald trump! HES mister placed rage now! gotcha dummy! ahahaha

im not allowed reply to peoples comments, otherwise i would.

because you are shit

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him kinski, earwolf boat, midroll river and u can guess the rest

got it! "i still havent found what I;m looking for (kid eternity) in the Marvel section. Btw my ghost dad just space pooped himself. stinky cosmos guys!' if it doesnt hit i can repost it in a years time, maybe throw an emoji in there too. no im confident. yes im confident. and im wet.

cold turkey brother

my life

pepe the cuck! milo hates you fucking loosers hash tag smirk win hash tag gr8 times are a comin hash tag now youre reading this cos youre * CUCK * *plays gotcha games on you cyber cucks then BOUNCES* when you just got cyber OWND by ME and my fucking movement and be all like *CUCK*

pppps - the last one didnt rhyme

Wake me when pokemon go's in the news again.

Hague himself stood by RompChomp and GhastPant, needling the invisibility matrix DreeFloor had bequeathed the group. Unsteady as they went through the high sierra they slipped and slid twixt rocky outcrop and croppy rockout, pilfering styles horizontally as they climbed by proxy, breaching the cloud banks slightly before descending once again through the vaporous moonshongers geo-wrath. And I\m wet.