KrangkaDelic

I've read suicide notes funnier - like check out Robin Williams' one - it's hilarious, no? Unless he stole it, but even still.

binawile

"Man is liable to receive from the lower animals, and to communicate to them, certain diseases"

Walrus - Karen. Karen - Walrus.

https://soundcloud.c...blex/grampxhamp

samarian mega brap

Fake boobies? Make movies.

Ripples in the rockpools: ripples in the sea. Ripples in the sand dunes: rolling into Nongemara

you greek cunt

dr horn web md, more like, these guys.

yo mom's so tight i call her Splooge McFuck

To create electorates, to render the executives dependent on their votes, and yet to leave them irresponsible for the task with which the executives were charged was clearly no step in the direction of responsible government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb8PKG7NGOk

Dans' Labyrinth contains 15% less nazis and pedo monsters

Disco Kane is amazing

Preston Sturges, shurely?

spoiler : yoda is trans

If you can't fight with your fists, write with your catchphrases... if you cant write with your catchphrases, just mash the keys with your fist

marc mauron - one self obsessed numpty to rule them all

The name's Tom Petty. My balls are sweaty. Because my dick be deep in your bowl of spaghetti

leave the poor wee fella alone, racistas!

Black thighs.... like a sex-dolls' thighs

it's madam and steve... not elton john and shirley temple

Summon the poop from your butt, let it fall into the stuff, flush the crapper and wave goodbye - you are now a toilet champion, and you rule the night

Tidings of cum-fart? Enjoy!