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    Adhere ye, adhere ye, adhere ye: the dork court is now in session
  2. KrangkaDelic
    If at first you don't succeed: walrus walrus walrus
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    Rememeber, remember the 25th of December
  4. KrangkaDelic
    oh C.O.R.N, NOW I get it!!! sheet, that's good.
  5. KrangkaDelic
    Bite muh clit, ya big dumb shit!
  6. KrangkaDelic
    Yonder cock'n'balls there surely be contrived and offers stiff resistance by way of street talk jive
  7. KrangkaDelic
    Feliz Navidad, smelly maxi-pad
  8. KrangkaDelic
    the band Korn... well now that's funny
  9. KrangkaDelic
    Spendthrift rubberbaron fumigates an eagles' talon, rumiates on meek gulls' balance then culminates with peak marc maron.
  10. KrangkaDelic
    you haveType 2 Guyabetes. there is no cure.
  11. KrangkaDelic
    Repeat this sentence seven times: 'I pee, I poop, I fuck and I rhyme.'
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    Two out of three lady portals ain't bad
  13. KrangkaDelic
    Santas' secret is that he supplied arms to radical white supremacist groups in the 90's, and frequently received payment in sex.
  14. KrangkaDelic
    Feel free to jerk off into the bag of lembas wafers and snooze half-naked on the couch. Dinner's whenever you wake up, ok?
  15. KrangkaDelic
    Crime-ate change, huh? Well you're both wrong and right, Chinaman.
  16. KrangkaDelic
    Zing! Zing! Zing! went my heartstrings, as a sudden occurrence of coronary thrombosis took hold
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    A red one
  18. KrangkaDelic
    flirty. shirty. dirty. not even thirty: girls, it's Bertie!
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    good man, mcgregor!

    KrangkaDelic posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    good man, mcgregor!
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    nice thread!
  21. KrangkaDelic

    Button up, Adele.

    KrangkaDelic posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Button up, Adele.
  22. KrangkaDelic
    Ball & Scrotes: I can go for that!
  23. KrangkaDelic
    Every Simpson: dance now!
  24. KrangkaDelic
    "Baby don't squirt me, don't squirt me, no more (as we both know what it is)"
  25. KrangkaDelic
    "Bahhumbutt," said Scrooge McButt to The Ghost of Christmas Ass
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