KrangkaDelic

Dulcid tones, bullshit poems - nasty ghastly garden gnomes - all of these brave fearsome Ohms before they squeeze out your headphones.

Better Call Saul classic TV, it's just not worth arguing with people these days.

Suck my balls: Niagra Falls

Squat on my fat wood: Margaret Atwood - but, by all means, finish up the lecture first, I'll be behind the curtain ready to quench your thirst.

Homer's been arrested for acts of D'OHmestic terrorism (radicalized at a Qwiky Mart)

Its a deal.

'Holy city my eye! The smell off the place!' opined Uncle Keith

Do you like my fingers there? One shudder for 'yes', two for 'yes, please'.

I'll see your Founding Father, and raise you a Groundlings' garter.

And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry nong.

That Jeselnik sure is the Zing of all media

"Sit on my Lapp," ordered Santa at the sex party.

Droop Floppy Knobs' murder was the case they gave Ugly Betty

compound names replace comic aims while greedy men play greedy games

'Honest' Abe freed the slaves while Buddhist Dave freed 'om'

i said "a salt raffle", God damn it

ted two levels of quality, guys - nice work!

Thats just how they like it.

Big Gov's comin' to take your catchphrases.

Don't shout over the guests! But i thought that would be elementary to you, Holmes ... Pete Holmes that is

The insignificant udder, bereft of milk gives forth a shudder, as you sit mute of words to utter.

Smack the gout-trout right in his mouth, by standing up and going out

negative definitions as business cards? someone report this to the admins

is that the same mouth you go down on your mother with?

If you can't beat them: mention them