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KrangkaDelic

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  1. it meant salad tossing to me, and still does.
  2. I must confess I dress with zest to impress the breasts but once I caress I slide back into mess: all over they chest
  3. kharmady, no - camaraderie NO, cuminy, shit no! calmedy, cum in d, crammery, coin melee, khaaaan!!! oh me ... tip of my fucking tongue!!! bang bang
  4. Rotten shot, Hottentot - I fear my debtor so my aim is much better
  5. Cosby just misheard the word 'consent': he misheard it with his nose.
  6. Formulaic structure likes to fuck, sure! But its' offspring is similar to that which is similar
  7. Question of the Day is here to stay! It highlights and enthralls; it serves as a positive energy source - to all!
  8. Her fleshy cowl doth make me scowl, its' yeasty tang reminiscent of Krang.
  9. i like to envision marc maron kissing marc maron via spaghetti - 'lady and the tramp' style
  10. Let's talk about 'let's talk about sex' - could've been a better song, I thought.
  11. The Illuminati is just LinkedIn for rich people
  12. she makes me come down with a serious case of the scrote float - the old knutterfly syndrome, aka literal fall balls.
  13. operation manshaft proves unbridled success - next week: self doubt hunts in packs
  14. Bruce Willis will see you naked now
  15. Sign o' da times #32 - Kids are dressing up as slutty Marc Marons for Halloween now
  16. 'No butts!', said the Floating Torso People
  17. the ass is always teenier on the Smother Brothers' slide
  18. Now Grindr, THAT'S funny!
  19. KrangkaDelic

    Stuck for a name?

    http://neumannreview...01_archive.html just yoink one of this guys hilarious one liners!!!! anyone notices just say its a case of ' great minds'
  20. I abhor El Amor: those nectared booties be full of cooties
  21. KrangkaDelic

    Nong shall pass!!!

    Nong shall pass!!!
  22. God don't bless these scary gentlemen - they're obvious creeps
  23. boo hoo! boo hoo! I'm telling my therapist on you
  24. this boobs-hound marks his territory by scenting the mammary mountains with his own pee. it's ruff ruff ruff I tells ya.
  25. sales in blackjacks dropped when that show went off the air.
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