KrangkaDelic

I be 'snowsher' - so no Bjork on this spork

he is the King, by all accounts

Queenbury Rules is seen as a tool by men of a certain peerage: it's off the charts how this noble art can settle disputes without tearsage

Nong Tall Sally, she's quite the gal!

say hello to my little friend-with-benefits

Teacher! Teacher! The man wants to confront me, HELP!!!!

Well at least I'm not stinking DOWN the place, right Lieutenant?

Delaneys' Donkey obviously suffered from sleep apnea, so you children shouldn't laugh.

a pulled bjork sandwich is very funny

One of my fave guys is Ninja Jimmy - his cock is fat, while his butthole skinny.

Who killed my erection, Hagatha Christie?

Hipster, cripster - come over to my house and fuck my sister!

C-word tent? My FAVE!

orc rhymes with bjork as well

Shenanagram? Den Oim yer man

Every acceptable executive exemplifies excrement exactly, while only certain crudely coined comics can codify creation compactly

Brian Dennehys' jambalaya sits uneasily on the foundation of vodka and uncertainty that had previously been your stomachs' only tennants.

Dont go! Dont go! Or the horrible people will take over the show!

Kneel, pat dick, harass.

Girlfriend in a broma? Snap her out of it by shedding all your male associates.

Hip-quip tip: stay meta!

we're gonna breed a bigger scrote

Well my bank manager thinks it's funny, and he's, well, you know ...

King of Corporate Comedy! (warning - Pepseed makes laughter grow - to an executive level.) i cant wait till its all paywall if this is what to expect. you got a probs with that, take it infront of a corporate har-dee-harbitrator

Mac Daddy Issues will make you jump! jump! into bed! bed! with utter scum! scum!