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KrangkaDelic

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  1. Hey diddle-diddle, this rat likes to piddle all over yo mamas face
  2. i've heard of gangbanging Hors d'Å“uvres, but gagging orders?
  3. im not allowed to respond to things anymore - sorry, docs' orders
  4. Charles Lindturds' spirit of taint-poopy, for example
  5. Two nongs don't make a night - I'd call that an early evening
  6. Is you is, or is you ain't Jon Daly?
  7. Me thinks I shall give this fat girth to all you flat-earthers. The ground is round, DUMMYS!
  8. I'm doin' rails off your Moms' laptop, with my pants off; but my nong's soft
  9. Tarantula porn, daddy! Tarantula porn!
  10. What's the deal with coffee?
  11. NO! I'm a practitioner of the with-drool method: the kid is not my, oh wait ... hmm
  12. Clit Eastwoods' oscar can't be found.
  13. Japanese Power-plant Moses, he say: 'Let my people GLOW'.
  14. In this jingle jangle morning I'll cum: following you. Just sayin', is all
  15. Jonah Hill lived in a whale. I said Jonah Hill lived in a whale. Now he made his home in that fish abdomen, yes Jonah he lived in a whale
  16. Mork Wahlberg says: 'nanu nanu Donny
  17. 'Ovum' Office, more like!
  18. Hey Nerds: enough with the revenge already.
  19. On retaking the main flow of the HonchPonch River, Holmes frequently repeated to himself, out loud, the words: "Tiramisu", and "Loyalist".
  20. Might as well taste it: I'm addicted to knub
  21. We lost ourselves 2 good Baldwins in the late 90s, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let you two travel back in time so we can loose us any more!
  22. The super-secret name of our Lord is 'Grang-Shank Grang', so please say hello to Grang-Shank Grang, and welcome Him into your hearts.
  23. content cuddles: yAy
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