KrangkaDelic

The object I would most like to associate with mineself is Summer. Summer Is a wonderful thing, it is nice and brings things like holidays, migrating birds and the Mayfly. Without summer I fear I would be lost in a tri-seasonal nightmare. It completes the year, giving it a four sided dynamic that makes it unstoppable. If Summer disappeared it would be like a four-legged table you have known all your life that suddenly lost a leg: for sooth immediately the use of the table is not compromised, no – it stands still – however when you bring your friends and family in from the outside to dine at it – aghast ye be at tri-legged dining failure! Starters would start mid air, spilling the trails of dining food – misplaced rosemary and upsetted melon wedges! No brownie points scored – in fact you would be abhorred! By those around you. And if all the four-legged chairs that your family and friends sat on would loose a quart of their parts – indeed then your entire host would twist and wobble to the ground. ‘Some dinner’ they would say – all of them on the ground! But seriously. What is a four legged table with three legs? What is a year without Summer?

vacant superlative!

anti-depression? pro-zack galafanakis. post no bills pre-medication

Gulp Fiction - 9 out of 10 good authors are hairier in the summer months

My favourite soda bubbles so - this soda is flat. My favourite show was a sight to behold, and I choose to remember that.

whoop t whoop, what-dog?

Engineer 'Breath of Fresh Air' is who is required.

Do we need a laughometer?

"And he went and lay down in the palace. And he put his head on the pillow, and remained with his head on the pillow till towards dawn. And a warm sleepy breeze came and lulled him to slumber. And his little sister arose. And she turned a somersault, and her nails became like an axe and her teeth like a shovel. And she opened the cupboard and ate up everything. Then she became a child again and returned to her place in the cradle, for she was a babe at the breast. The lad arose and told his father that he had seen nothing. His father looked in the press, found the platters bare--no victuals, no anything. His father said, 'It would take a better man than you, and even he might do nothing."

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Cobra Commander - Jersey Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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Trainwreck cost me 3.21 gigabytes of bandwidth. LESSON LEARNED!

From whence man and his fumes settle hence shall staggered rise these columns pure; these columns wide - so let men say: 'oh his surity contemporaneously grew as loudly his women cried'.

If I, Scott Aukerman, was cool I'd learn to appreciate 'rap music' through the motion picture 'Straight Outta Compton'.

Luxuriant fortitude steadies mine grasp as I pen these words that fall out my ass

Jim Morrison marries son morosely. Jim Broadbents' broadband bans broads! Jim Florentines' flow rents teen for end times. Now will you go out with me?

'Get real! mid-day meal'

I've been crafting this catchphrase for AGES - there's a space poop in it, a poopy ghost, some Dads' pants (of course!) and obscure-ish showbiz names which I hope will convince you all of my worth as a catchphrase-crafter, if not as a great guy. I hope. I hope/ I. ok here goes: REmington STEALS first -butt whoooo;s on second class in outer space poop pants dad ranger interspacial glacial fleet. C.K. Chesterton is all round and dirty down there. down there in space poop dad pants land OF COURSE! (aka GET REAL, Mid-day MEAL!)

Prom DeLuise, this guy - in the too-tight tux

i stole it from shampoodler - shhhh!!!!

Thanks DVD of season one and two - now i gotta whole lotta Scrubs: reee rorrwwww; gotta whole lotta Scrubs

tramps like us? baby we were born to bum.

Fatso is a 1980 American comedy film written and directed by Anne Bancroft and starring Dom DeLuise, Ron Carey and Candice Azzara.