KrangkaDelic

Slam DRUNK, Michael Pour-them

hey illuminati - your crazy robes be tatty, your ceremonies? batty - so I smash you with Karate!

stamps.com like us? baby we were born to run the post office INTO THE FUCKING GROUND

Last guy call me fat just passed his bar exam and is settling down to a pork chop supper that his smokin hot wife just cooked him.

Stanley Kubrick's got a manly poo-dick; while Rob Reiner sports a knob AND a vagina

wink wink poopy stink: check the winnebago

Ellen's degenerating

nought funny 'bout semen, so why the smirk: Tee Hee Cummings?

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you know what to do

dont know if charlie bronson would settle for a chuckle after what goldblum did to his wife ...

Do you want to batdance and hold my bat-hand, tell me baby I'm your lover The Batman, oh baby do you want to batdance?

ive seen the greatest minds of my generation destoryed by pr and agents

still got it

Encircle, then ensnare - then mess up their hair

A solid stool is really cool: it sure beats liquid; that shit be quick, kid!

America is stupid! I want a coup! America wants Bradley Couper. I do too.

Attack dat at-at with fat mega darts what you can premanufabricate through the universes monopoly eye vortex, Heff.

what are these, women?

Concaved colon collapsing coagulates creatine coyly - co-opting Commander Cereals Cosmic Cum-squat creates ceaseless cheer circling comical Celts

Jane Doe receives 23% less worms than her male counterpart

Egyptian cuisine such as a tagine aint great - but it's ok - I'd rate it 'Pharoah-to-pyramiddling' so let's just get a cheese-burger; to takeaway

The mouth that mocks the dreidel is the mouth that is part of the body that won't work in this town again.

Blood flows down my Rosemarys' clothes and nobody knows but me; well now you, but you won't tell anyone, eh?

These mortgage repayments make me horny, T-boz - I'm glad I murdered the other two and kept you as my sex accountant.