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KrangkaDelic

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  1. The Wind is the enemy of all mankind - we should trap it and kill it - then lie back and unwind.
  2. yes yes yes right click 'save address', no no no hit the button they've named Download
  3. Wham! fan Dan pulls head out of sand to plan two night stand with rotten yam and 20 tanned stablehands on sacred indian burial land. Super-grand!
  4. Society, society - y'all see what ya wanna see
  5. Whats is hidden from the wise and prudent will be revealed to my emissary: Ted Nugent
  6. Elmer Gantry: the flim-flam man; if he can't illuminate the futility of religion, well I guess then no one can.
  7. Father Ted Talks would be a much better idea for a series of lectures.
  8. Ok let's cut the shit: I'm Illuminati - you're Illuminati - I've got boner - you've got boner, c'mon and let's step to fucking these owls.
  9. Hoodrats' spittle is used to belittle: its' texture degrading; your self-esteem it be raiding.
  10. Let's all play 'Naked Balcony' - you be the Balcony.
  11. If I wait maybe 30 posts I can get a hoddog junior catchphrase in and they'll think I came up with it. Noice. Then I'll treat myself to a shamewank. O
  12. the big blobber just ruined your Chantilly lace, and he apologizes - on your face.
  13. he's doing Johnny Carson, daddy.
  14. Blabro Escobar, this guy, with the click-clacking tongue
  15. cuduspareaknobabutter, mebrudder?
  16. Kimchi, Chimki, Barrells of Potassium Permangenate, a Mans' Leg and an Acerbic Moose's Coming of Age Tale - what is Todays' catchphrase?
  17. Montague want a crew; Grunson run one.
  18. But shootin' whomprats over at my friends' place, well that's a whole different story ...
  19. Hang up those spurs, Gregory of Tours
  20. Jeremy stroked in class today
  21. Let me see your dirty pillows; no - the DIRTY ones, jesus!
  22. Jump up, jump up and get down? What am I - the start of a cheat code for some kind of computered game?
  23. 70's porn? Au snatchural!
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