KrangkaDelic

David Simon's sick of rhyming, so he's turning left down onto Party Avenue with Margie and KatKat

https://tinselblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-still-hr-4.jpg I HATE MONDAYS!!!!

web 2.0 is a secretly jewish internet: instead of urls - curls.instead of dot coms - shaloms.instead of unbiased ads - fundraising for israeli death squads

"Nice beard, Watson", said Benedick Cumberbitch

Love isn't always on time, granted - but is it too much to ring ahead?

shiver your own timbers

These imperfections magnify over time, kids.

Don't be afraid, you fucking shit-lickers.

90's rave is RACIST!

My mother taught me how to close a door, but closing a floor?!? I'm not a hundy percent sure.

Engorged? Fer Shorge

Vinny Chase puts beer in his face - but not Eric Murphy: beer makes him burpy

Espanol is bad for the soul: only English makes it tinglish

This is the penny farthing Churchill rode into battle against the Berbers - quickly sniff the saddle, then let's both skidaddle

heres a Yelp review about my scrotal sack: "it's skin is moist, and its' color black; wont be returning in a hurry - 2 stars."

Senator Wrinkles likes his donuts with sprinkles.

where we goin'? house-huntin in the 'hamps, gonna get one of those mansions with the poolside ramps

Celtoid nomenclature forcloses 'that' night for Eric Bishoff, Eric Bishoff

Dry-docked shock jocks' mom'n'pop frock shops' hard knock roof tops bunny hop will be reopened in the Spring, under new owners.

Deep-sea crustaceans have ability to strip a pig carcass of meat in a matter of days

Canada's just like Baywatch ... if you're into moose!

If you grilled it, hey: 'well done'.

Hail to thee: Winnebago Franciscan; the greatly overlooked and be-joweled Patrician

sex town: population - boner

Despite my flight from Brightons' shore, I bring thee mind-gold; just like before