KrangkaDelic

rumour has it I'm an annoying song

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Oim not a false policeman, Oi swear to ye: Oim a trooo d'tektif. now suck me gnarly payneice.

re: obamacares - aukermans' playing the long hussle yo.

Eric Murphy? Important? Well I guess you could say that he's only the beginning (and the end!), of Entourage

Thank you, thank you, hey have you read in the papers today? Well neither have I because I'm a vagina.

A pooter's in the palm of the bee holder

No! you're off your quesadilla, Mexican-Chief

Christopher Lee was made from pee, while Danny Glover consists mostly of blubber

TIMTTGC: im stepping through the door, but of that prison priests name i cannot be sure

Courtney Loves tits though - she's so proud of them!

jungle LIFE

Kula Shaker Break-Up Tour: last one there's awash with Sunsets' dappled daubings; their fringe urged leftwards, gifting intrigue to the villagers.

Get me to a funnery, or a punnery or failing both a Connery

Craving Hightowers' position in the Police Academy is what started my descent into the squabbling tides of power politics.

catchphrase after dark

pound dat vag, lift dat bale, getalittledrunkandyoullendupinjail ...

nice.

the shortest distance between any two points is a straight turd

The times they are a constructed to always seem like they're a changin', but they're not

Hey Nong Man Not Grey Thong Fan Due To Play With Schlong Ban

no he wasnt

grieve not for Ayulicious, he rubs his knuts out in a better place now, children.

pour some more sandalwood, Montegue and take the chair; your ass-back must ache so.