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KrangkaDelic

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  1. KrangkaDelic

    gogo googoo glasses

    gogo googoo glasses
  2. The Power of Christ nong-pels you. The Power of Christ nong-pels you.
  3. you let them call you that to your face? dannnng.....
  4. Mondays' catchphrase is fair of cock and balls
  5. (catchphrase written from the POV of Miss Daisys' driver): your nutty musk be buggin me, dis prehistoric whip be chuggin = see the fumic biproduct of early combustible engines exiting its tailpipe in gaseous fraternity
  6. Funky DRUMMER, my eye! This drumming stinks, therefore : funky PLUMBER, more like, this guy.
  7. KrangkaDelic

    zoiks, it wasn't me.

    zoiks, it wasn't me.
  8. Welcome to Cordeny Bung Bang! brought to you by groups of lawyers and agents way beyond your comprehension.
  9. Cordens' going to do catchphrases - he got those deep pocks too!
  10. KrangkaDelic

    EPISODE 6 - Dracula's Bedroom

    when PFT says: "you getting this shit renfield?" it breaks through several brilliance barriers at once. hash tag at once.
  11. this the shit, got me into superego, which is OTT amazeballs. smiles and tear eyes all round. good idea for a famous impersonation in every show, ala Nolte.
  12. some of my best imaginary friends are yes-men
  13. my names poopy robert and im here to say that the next generation is funky. OK?
  14. Olive Garden Frost Bite Is my stepdads' band when he's not touring with his Chinese Democracy Cover Song Project.
  15. Now bees are in the palm of the Bee-Holder
  16. I hear the two most common activities where people kill themselves are as follows: when they're sailing on the ocean blue, or when they're camping. Suicidal Tent and Seas,(!) I guess you could say.
  17. so 'hitting a bum note' isn't a memo prompting the instigation of continuing violence against a man of no fixed abode? and those are my legs?
  18. Watchmen-watchers, that's who
  19. Blame the doody-stench on Dame Judy Dench: she just went for it, brother!
  20. Il Duce loved to patrol Rome at night in the skies; taking amphetamines and cursing whole sections of the city - labelling the various streets and houses as traitors
  21. Dennis Leery this guy, i felt his eyes all over me, worse than that I think he stole some of his material from Bill HIcks and Louis C.K. yuky
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