KrangkaDelic

cake boss

this is great. i keep reading it

oui man made me uncontrollably laugh, at noticeable volume, when i heard it first, it was real top shelf, split second shit.

whats not to marvel at in woman?and all these perfumed wonders they summon

This arson court will gladly allow musical evidence, Mister Joel; I'm happy to allow all four glorious minutes and forty nine conscience-stirring seconds of it.

It's the freekin' Thetans, baby - that stop me havin' some fun

'Dubstep' is 'Cockney Slang' for 'no more new ideas'//

Roman Gnomes show teeth and toes throughout their homes to thwart their foes, twice a day or so I was told; while the hitherto uncharted Tartan Spartans spend all day farting in their cars parked in their neighbours yards: lovelost, forlorn and brokenhearted

gumbo in a cumbowl make humble pie come out a bunghole?

ME NAME IS Scott Aukerman Im, A DIRTY IRISH ROGUE. if ye dont believe me sure wont you not be presuaded as to the veracity of me hiberno ethnicity by me pretty irish brogue?

gr8 c-phrase!

I before E except when ei fucking say so

Stay righteous: Scipio; Titus/

Golden slumbers fill your Daiquiris, Bill Cosby

This on the level, Aaron Neville?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief:_Deadly_Shadows

gr8 c-phrase!

burn!

Urine is in the palm of the peeholder

Levantine Elves who stack the shelves primarily to serve themselves fail to see it as onerous greed as they believe they wont succeed unless they STACKTICE to deceive.

Abdirahman bin Isma'il al-Jabarti walking across 110th St? Now THAT'S what I call a Harlem Sheik.

u guys into memes?

Hey Improv! There's a new thing out called 'Writing'. You should get into it - maybe you'd improvE!

walri