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KrangkaDelic

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  1. Phil Silvers' schlong, who living had no scrote: when The Clap approached unlocked its' silent throat. Leaning its breast upon a seedy whore it cum its' first and last, then cum no more.
  2. Waistband Daddy growls at supper so! Now off to bed, before his Cosby shows.
  3. 911 was an inside joke
  4. Running up that Hildebrand Pope, I pulled a muscle: what a dope!
  5. sure enough/true to his name: NAPoleon the TURD catches a few Z's - in POOP! & without shame
  6. In a world of Louie and Better Call Saul attending another funeral poses no problems at all
  7. Housecat-Woman is purrrrrrrrrrochial at best.
  8. KrangkaDelic

    P.S. - I can hang

    P.S. - I can hang
  9. Gro bo; gro bo bantchamp! High roo int tray go bampchamp!!
  10. KrangkaDelic

    EPISODE 106 — From Skater Bro to Penguin Goth

    this real good, that jewess be sharp, yo!
  11. so its this catchphrase, plus lauren lapkus as the guest in perpetuity?
  12. KrangkaDelic

    EPISODE 349 — The 6th Anniversary Show!

    cant take nono! had to stop listening...
  13. Daniel Carver calls from a stunningly different place than Raymond Carver. Or does he?
  14. Spendthrift yeti wearing dresses of spaghetti congregate outside your kitchen; talk of Queensbury Rules and semi-precious jewels breaks only long enough for them to spit phlegm.
  15. never heard one of these,will dl now due to kroll. kroll should be doing his own pc on the ew.
  16. This hackneyed phrase obeys cliches! I must find ways to rearrange it's staid facade. Gimme like a few days, ok?
  17. Jealousy guards its jaded jello castle; Cosby creeps to safety belt unfasten. Sippy drinky? aww you're feelin' sleepy ... pray you stay asleep until after he flees your teepee.
  18. A bird in the hand is worth the going rate of that bird. Throw the hand in maybe it's worth a little more.
  19. KrangkaDelic

    EPISODE 231.5 — 5/08/15 TWO CHARTED 170

    from self harmin to charmin
  20. Optimus Primes' wine-spine's just fine; but Megatrons' mong-dong kong-schlong is wrong.
  21. The band that rocks Toledo is bound to screw some girls.
  22. The rat-bath, while clearly not constructed with fornication in mind, nevertheless became your mother and I's 'summer-spot'.
  23. At night, inside those public houses - men kiss men; unbeknownst to their spouses
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